What do you want your last words to be?

TheDoctor455

Friendly Neighborhood Time Lord
Apr 1, 2009
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(Point at random person at my deathbed) YOU!!! YOU BASTARD!!! (I die loudly, and I imagine that whoever I pointed at will be in the shit now)
 

internetzealot1

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Aug 11, 2009
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I'll "confess" to a bunch of murders where they've already convicted and killed someone. Make alot of jurors feel real bad.
 

LogicNProportion

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Mar 16, 2009
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*After getting out from a flaming wreck after it being shot by numerous guns and a rocket launcher*

Me: *Brushes self off, chuckles and laughs* Too easy! *Dies two seconds later because of McDonalds induced heart attack*
 

InsertEvilLaugh

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May 28, 2009
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"Haha suckers, I built up a massive debt you guys have to pay off!!"
Well that's if I'm feeling like an ass to the people around me or if I just wanna mess with 'em
"The antidot to the poison you all just drank is *cough* under the *cough*" and flat line
 

Sexy Street

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Sep 15, 2009
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GOD DAMNIT! I said no mayo on my sammich! *He then kills everyone and himself in a moment so boring they're brain explodes*
 

the_joker1112

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Sep 21, 2008
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"dont worry, its inflammable."

"dont worry, nothing can possably go wrong."

"check this out"

"ill see you in hell."
 

Sfumato

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Jun 9, 2009
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"I... see everything... Hitler was killed by a man named Tim Austerlitz... JFK was shot by his brothers... The Norse were right about religion... and the meaning of life is... URK!"
 

squidbuddy99

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Jun 29, 2009
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Got some new ones. Much more realistic(ish).
"See you soon."
"My only regret was that YOU killed me."
"I'm about to die, and I have to die while looking at you?"
If I die near my wife "Til death do we part."