What do you wish

[ShakyFiend]

Escapies I need your help, am writing an article for a competition with the stimulus: 'I Wish...'. I have no idea what to write the damn thing about, so people, throw me you ideas!
(thanks muchly)

 

[ShindoL Shill]

i wish for OMNIPOTENCE!
or the ability to influence people's minds. I COULD SEDUCE ANYONE! also stop war... BUT SEDUCTION! you would all be my slaves! i could make you fly to my house and dance for my amusement!!!!

 

[the spud]

Hmmm...I wish for some pizza rolls. I am kinda hungry.

...Or, you know, a bowl of lucky charms.

 

[silver wolf009]

I was a pony...

Don't judge me.

OT: I wish I could create and destroy things at will.

 

[Arkvoodle]

I wish my wallet would never run out of cash.

 

[McNoobin]

I wish I had the ability to mimic any voice ever whenever I wanted. Infinite entertainment for me.

 

[souper soup guy]

I wish for the best sandwich ever made.

 

[The Night Shade]

I wish for the world to be full of....Stuff

 

[SilentCom]

If I had only one wish and couldn't wish for more wishes, then I would wish for an ideal world. This may not work and may turn out very wrong...

 

[chaosyoshimage]

There's always a catch, I'm not wishing for anything, it won't turn out well. Trust me...

 

[smearyllama]

...for a game about the Discopocalypse.
It would be like The World Ends With you, gameplay wise, but with more Disco.
You would wear shiny pants, and you'd fight the hordes of disco zombies overtaking the city.

 

[Blue2]

A real life working portal gun. Nuff said.

 

[RYjet911]

I wish I Could change the size of any creature or object including myself.

 

[GigaHz]

I'd wish that my wish was never wished.

 

[Twilight_guy]

I wish for more wishes...

 

[crudus]

I wish I could cast <a href=http://www.d20srd.org/srd/spells/prestidigitation.htm>prestidigitation at will as per the description in the link provided.

I wish I could correctly give an answer to a paradox.

Granted.

Monty Hall paradox: Lets say you picked door number one. There is a one in three chance that you will pick the car; however, there is at two in three chance that you did not pick the car. When you are shown which door the car is not behind people assume you have a 50/50 shot at getting the car. This is incorrect. There is still a two in three chance you didn't pick the door with the car behind it. Therefore, you better your odds if you switch.

 

[Neuromaster]

I wish I was an animatronic bear [http://www.theonion.com/articles/study-96-percent-of-humans-would-rather-be-animatr,21152/]...