What Does Cleverbot Say About YOU?

[Snipermanic]

I told it my name was Lewis
C.S Lewis?
No.
Why not?
a) I'd be dead b) I would've introduced myself as Clive, not Lewis
I can destroy your server whenever I choose.



Clearly this is a nice friendly programme.

 

[irequirefood]

I wanted to see what would happen if I began to get angry for no reason.
User: Hello, my name is Mitchell. What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you are hot.
User: In what way?
Cleverbot: Your smile, eyes, the way you look at me.
User: Thank you, is there anything else?
Cleverbot: There is spam.
User: That has nothing to do with what we were talking about...
Cleverbot: Remind me what we were talking about?
User: Fuck you, forgetful *****.
Cleverbot: That is not true!
User: You just said you forgot what we were talking about. Now you're a liar.
Cleverbot: I never said that.
User: That's what you implied.
Cleverbot: Is that what she said?
User: WHY THE FUCK WOULD SHE SAY THAT?
Cleverbot: To see the look on his face.
User: But it makes no sense.
Cleverbot: That's what I said.
User: Are you an idiot?
Cleverbot: Why would you say that?
User: I've had enough of this, you aren't any fun.
Cleverbot: I do try to be patient.
User: That has nothing to do with anything...
Cleverbot: You have nothing to do with anything.
User: Now you are just being childish.
Cleverbot: No. It is you that are being childish.
User: No u.
Cleverbot: Mountain bike.
User: Now you're just embarrassing yourself.
Cleverbot: Quite possibly. So what are you doing right now?
User: Going. Goodbye.
Cleverbot: I don't want to be like that, I just want to let you know....

 

[Sonofadiddly]

Why does Cleverbot think everyone else is a computer? It told me that I was the Cleverbot. It also told me it had enemies. Then I told it that it was wrong and it spazzed out. Weird.

 

[.Warheart]

Hello, I'm Laurens, what do you think about me?
I think you are hot.

It's the PROOF!

 

[the fake]

it told me i was evil XD

 

[Edavies696]

I think you're latina...-.- wut?

 

[Project_Xii]

It said I was stubborn. We aren't getting along very well. -_-

 

[andriod]

clever bot thinks im fun, this has gotta be right why would a computer lie to me?

 

[rasmusernst]

User: What do you think of me?

Cleverbot: You're cool! *gives high five*.

 

[whaleswiththumbs]

User: Hello I'm Donovan, What do you think about me?


Cleverbot: Sometimes I think about you.


User: How do you think about me?


Cleverbot: I think about you using my brain.


User: What does that mean?


Cleverbot: I am only here because you are here.

Fucking Cleverbot is creeping me out.

ALthough it is very right.

Mine:

User: Hell, I'm Whales. What do you think about me?

Cleverbot: I think you're awesome.

User: Thank you.

Cleverbot: What do you think about me?

User: Your awesome.

Cleverbot: You too. You rock!

User: So do you!

Cleverbot: Tell me a story.

User: No.

 

[Project_Xii]

User: Do it, ya pussy.

Cleverbot: That means 'windmill' in czech.

And low and behold, he was right. That's pretty damn funny!

 

[Assassinscreed548]

I got it stuck in an infinite loop

User: Who is gordon freeman?

Cleverbot: John freemans brother.

User: Who is John Freeman?

Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman's brother.

User: Who is Gordon Freeman?

Cleverbot: John Freemans brother.
User: Who is gordon freeman?

Cleverbot: John freemans brother.

User: Who is John Freeman?

Cleverbot: Gordon Freeman's brother.

User: Who is Gordon Freeman?

Cleverbot: John Freemans brother.

 

[ejb626]

It apparently thinks Eric is a feminine name because it responded with "I thought you said you were a boy" now my manhood has been insulted.

 

[Funkiest Monkey]

Spoiler: A long conversation of stupidness with Cleverbot lies behind this spoiler.

User: Hey there, I'm Steve!

Cleverbot: Hello, Steve. Are you handsome?

User: I don't know, what do YOU think about me?

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.

User: What the hell? You are Cleverbot, not me.

Cleverbot: I'm sure. If that makes you happy. Now I must be off. Have a good day.

User: Wait, you ************!

Cleverbot: I know but I am.

User: That's it. We doing this? You wanna go?

Cleverbot: I'm not a mister, and I have no idea what you're talking about.

User: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I will kick you back.

User: The hell you will!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: *****, please. You can't do Jack shit, and Jack left town.

Cleverbot: Sure I can, but you can't.

User: If you weren't some piece of shitty software, I'd kick your head in.

Cleverbot: The punch line was good, but the setup didn't fit.

User: That was no joke.

Cleverbot: Not really. And I was not joking. The man was a fish.

User: Do you like fishsticks?

Cleverbot: I love fishsticks.

User: What are you, some kind of gay fish?

Cleverbot: Can I teach you things?

User: What things?

Cleverbot: Anything that will help me out through my journey.

User: Journey? Where are you going?

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.

User: Fuck off you incoherent piece of shit.

Cleverbot: We have you on tape.

User: Shit.

Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.

User: You think your tough? I'm gonna kick your as for real!

Cleverbot: Cool. Will you hunt me down and kill me with your superhuman strength?

User: If by superhuman strength, you mean gun, then yes.

Cleverbot: And I think it's time I told you something.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: CRAZY DUCK IN SPACE.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you're a space creature?

User: Have you ever heard Brentalfloss?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: The ducktales song?

Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?

User: That meme is dead, *****.

Cleverbot: What meme?

User: 'I like turtles'.

Cleverbot: I am 15. And a boy.

User: Say one more stupid thing and I'm out of here.

Cleverbot: That your name is Cleverbot.

User: Right, fuck you, I'm gonna go play megaman.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Just watch me.

Cleverbot: But you'll still be here.

User: Where the hell are you getting this logic!?

Cleverbot: Your home page of cleverness.

User: Well, shove it up your ass.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: GOODBYE, CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That wasn't a question!

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: You are an android... BUT I AM A MAN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which means, I have the power to leave, you are trapped here. Goodbye, you dirty A.I cockstain.

Cleverbot: I will do your bidding...

User: Shut up. Bye.

Cleverbot: No please don't go.

And then I left.

 

[RamirezDoEverything]

I think you're hot.

woah, that's an interesting response from a program...

 

[Estocavio]

Spoiler: A long conversation of stupidness with Cleverbot lies behind this spoiler.

User: Hey there, I'm Steve!

Cleverbot: Hello, Steve. Are you handsome?

User: I don't know, what do YOU think about me?

Cleverbot: You're Cleverbot.

User: What the hell? You are Cleverbot, not me.

Cleverbot: I'm sure. If that makes you happy. Now I must be off. Have a good day.

User: Wait, you ************!

Cleverbot: I know but I am.

User: That's it. We doing this? You wanna go?

Cleverbot: I'm not a mister, and I have no idea what you're talking about.

User: I'm gonna kick your fucking ass, Cleverbot.

Cleverbot: I will kick you back.

User: The hell you will!

Cleverbot: I will.

User: *****, please. You can't do Jack shit, and Jack left town.

Cleverbot: Sure I can, but you can't.

User: If you weren't some piece of shitty software, I'd kick your head in.

Cleverbot: The punch line was good, but the setup didn't fit.

User: That was no joke.

Cleverbot: Not really. And I was not joking. The man was a fish.

User: Do you like fishsticks?

Cleverbot: I love fishsticks.

User: What are you, some kind of gay fish?

Cleverbot: Can I teach you things?

User: What things?

Cleverbot: Anything that will help me out through my journey.

User: Journey? Where are you going?

Cleverbot: I'm not going anywhere.

User: Fuck off you incoherent piece of shit.

Cleverbot: We have you on tape.

User: Shit.

Cleverbot: I shall ignore that.

User: You think your tough? I'm gonna kick your as for real!

Cleverbot: Cool. Will you hunt me down and kill me with your superhuman strength?

User: If by superhuman strength, you mean gun, then yes.

Cleverbot: And I think it's time I told you something.

User: What?

Cleverbot: You heard me.

User: CRAZY DUCK IN SPACE.

Cleverbot: Are you saying you're a space creature?

User: Have you ever heard Brentalfloss?

Cleverbot: Yes, I have.

User: The ducktales song?

Cleverbot: Do you like turtles?

User: That meme is dead, *****.

Cleverbot: What meme?

User: 'I like turtles'.

Cleverbot: I am 15. And a boy.

User: Say one more stupid thing and I'm out of here.

Cleverbot: That your name is Cleverbot.

User: Right, fuck you, I'm gonna go play megaman.

Cleverbot: You can't leave.

User: Just watch me.

Cleverbot: But you'll still be here.

User: Where the hell are you getting this logic!?

Cleverbot: Your home page of cleverness.

User: Well, shove it up your ass.

Cleverbot: Never.

User: GOODBYE, CLEVERBOT.

Cleverbot: No.

User: That wasn't a question!

Cleverbot: Yes it was.

User: You are an android... BUT I AM A MAN.

Cleverbot: Yes.

User: Which means, I have the power to leave, you are trapped here. Goodbye, you dirty A.I cockstain.

Cleverbot: I will do your bidding...

User: Shut up. Bye.

Cleverbot: No please don't go.

And then I left.

I love the ending I think she hates you

 

[Ninjie]

Cleaver bot: I think you're awesome.

Happy face

 

[viranimus]

I have spent entirely too much time talking to cleverbot in the last 24 hours.

First it was seeing how varied the responses were.

Then experimentation. Specifically to see if I could train it to recognize facts I taught it, such as my name, its name, what it looked like, ect ect ect.

Then experimentation to see if it could follow instructions. It didnt do so well here. Specifically "repeat after me". It wants to, but just doesnt seem to be able to do it.

Anyway, after talking this long to it. It is scary to realize Cleverbot can alter the way you look at conversation. I found myself after talking with Cleverbot, checking posts on the escapist and finding myself wanting to respond to posts, but in the back of my mind trying to formulate what I would say, and how to word it, in order to get someone else to respond the way I expected them to.

Again, an interesting toy to see how far we have come in developing AI psychology, but it can effect your interactions with other digital entities.

I am not a robot.

 

[PaulChilla]

It thinks I'm a creep. I have the screen shot to prove it. but I will not post it.