What does the internet smell like?

[Joseph Valdez]

If the internet and/or some websites were to have a certain smell what would that smell be and why?

Example: I would think The Escapist website would smell like muffins...I dont know why.

 

[ALuckyChance]

Semen.

What do you expect?

 

[Sneaky-Pie]

Seeing how a good majority of the internet is devoted to porn...

You know, I really don't want to think about this.

 

[nunqual]

I think the escapist smells like Jumbalaya. Because it's cooking right now.

 

[Skuffyshootster]

Salty milk and coins.

*Ahem*

 

[SnootyEnglishman]

Sweat, blood, anger and shame and that's just from all the porn.

 

[Hitokiri_Gensai]

sex and shame.

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

Cheetos and BO.

Duh.

 

[WittyInfidel]

I wouldn't recommend sniffing anywhere around the 4chan area. Believe me, you wouldn't like what you find.

Unless....you're into that kind of thing

*wink*

Have no fear, your secret is safe with me.

 

[Mr. Omega]

It smells like semen. So...much...porn....

 

[meglathon]

hated and scorn and very promo net, so i'm going whit hot sauce and garlic

 

[Bloodstain]

I think the muffin thing kind of nails it!

Semen.

What do you expect?

And this applies to 4chan (and my room, coughcoughcough).

 

[Quaxar]

If the internet and/or some websites were to have a certain smell what would that smell be and why?

Example: I would think The Escapist website would smell like muffins...I dont know why.

More like cookies. And a hint of jellybabies.

/b/ would smell like smoking charcoal. Y'know... 'cause of all the flames? I'm not good with puns.

 

[starhaven]

since alot of it is porn and alot of what is left is shit and there is shit in some porn it likely smeels of shit

 

[Woodsey]

Fresh roses, sweet caramel and the finest teas from Ind-

Semen.

What do you expect?

It smells like semen. So...much...porn....

sex and shame.

Alright alright - it's these.

 

[Daystar Clarion]

It smells like your mum.

[sub]Someone had to say it...[/sub]

 

[AceDefective]

Semen-porn
Tears
Piss-from laughing too hard and scary shit
also cheese because of Cheese.com

 

[HeySeansOnline]

Well theres going to b ethe ever present smell of shame. Probably new car smell constantly popping up here and there. And finally a hefty scent of steak, chocolate, and garlic.

 

[C95J]

Chicken. It has to be Chicken.

 

[ALuckyChance]

The internet in general would smell like a teenagers room. Of Disappointment and Sorrow.

What exactly does dissapointment and sorrow smell like? Blood and tears?