Blue delivery van. Says I'm either a pedo, a postal worker, in a band, or some strange combination of the three
What does your car say about you?
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1996 Chevy Lumina with one decal of the american flag on the back from the previous owner.
It means that I'm still stuck in the 90's, I can't afford anything better, and I'm too lazy to take the decal off.
It means that I'm still stuck in the 90's, I can't afford anything better, and I'm too lazy to take the decal off.
Nothing because I don't own one(hate driving), wife has a 2008 civic si but no retarded bumper stickers.
Form over function. It's butt-ugly and has a dent on the back that's happily rusting away because I have no money to get it fixed. Aside from that, it has room to move and about as much storage capacity as an average pickup, which is why I love it.
The fact you end up paying a huge chunk of your income per year to drive only 3 miles most of the time when you can walk or buy a bike.DragonChi said:
This is the kind of car I fantasize about ramming into when I'm behind them.Brawndo said:
This should say all the much more seeing as I don't have a car!
I have two bumper stickers on my car: "KAYABUKI - ARAMAKI 2012" and "WWGFD?" They explain everything anyone needs to know about my political and religious beliefs, but I've yet to meet anyone who gets both of them at the same time. When I find that person, I'm going to ask them to marry me on the spot.
So I guess my car says that I'm a girl who's varied in her nerd-dom (my gender is made immediately clear by the tachikoma plush in my rear window and the massive amount of sparkly things hanging from my rearview mirror.)
I don't know enough about car stigma to assign any kind of meaning to the fact that I'm on my second Ford ZX2 Escort; I'll leave that to y'all.
So I guess my car says that I'm a girl who's varied in her nerd-dom (my gender is made immediately clear by the tachikoma plush in my rear window and the massive amount of sparkly things hanging from my rearview mirror.)
I don't know enough about car stigma to assign any kind of meaning to the fact that I'm on my second Ford ZX2 Escort; I'll leave that to y'all.
I don't drive I get driven with 35 other people on one of these
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I like to think that my car of choice makes other people think that I like to hide my light under a bushel; I'm not so insecure that I like to brag about what I have and what I can do. I also like to think it gives the impression that while I am sturdy and reliable, I'm also a bit of an animal that, if provoked, will unleash his inner beast in either a positive or negative way, depending on the situation.
Hopefully, some will think that, while I don't like to be "flash", I do appreciate a well-engineered car and that I also am an enthusiastic driver because the car I have is rear-wheel drive, has a 2.5l 6-cylinder engine and is one of the best handling cars of it's class.
Sadly the reality is that people will think that I am an arrogant, road-hogging, sneering, inconsiderate bastard who runs over schoolchildren for fun and urinates on war-memorials. They see my car and liken me to some kind of bastard offspring of the antichrist and Piers Morgan.
I don't have any bumper-stickers, window vinyls, big exhaust-pipes, spinning rims or a spoiler that would look out of place on the Space Shuttle. The stereo system is standard and kept at a discreet volume so no-one else has to listen to what I am listening to. Painted dark blue, with standard manufacturer alloys (16"), four-doors and no badges at all apart from the manufacturer's emblem (not even a badge that says what model it is!), my car should not provoke a negative thought from anyone (unless you are a tree-cuddling vegetablist).
Sadly it is the cars only badges (one on the bonnet, one on the bootlid) that makes people think I am a complete and utter shitbag with the morals of a serial-killer.
I drive a BMW, if you hadn't already guessed.
Wardy
Hopefully, some will think that, while I don't like to be "flash", I do appreciate a well-engineered car and that I also am an enthusiastic driver because the car I have is rear-wheel drive, has a 2.5l 6-cylinder engine and is one of the best handling cars of it's class.
Sadly the reality is that people will think that I am an arrogant, road-hogging, sneering, inconsiderate bastard who runs over schoolchildren for fun and urinates on war-memorials. They see my car and liken me to some kind of bastard offspring of the antichrist and Piers Morgan.
I don't have any bumper-stickers, window vinyls, big exhaust-pipes, spinning rims or a spoiler that would look out of place on the Space Shuttle. The stereo system is standard and kept at a discreet volume so no-one else has to listen to what I am listening to. Painted dark blue, with standard manufacturer alloys (16"), four-doors and no badges at all apart from the manufacturer's emblem (not even a badge that says what model it is!), my car should not provoke a negative thought from anyone (unless you are a tree-cuddling vegetablist).
Sadly it is the cars only badges (one on the bonnet, one on the bootlid) that makes people think I am a complete and utter shitbag with the morals of a serial-killer.
I drive a BMW, if you hadn't already guessed.
Wardy
