What does your cookie say?

Inverse Skies

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MaxTheReaper said:
oh god yes it is like my eyes are trying to burn themselves to death
INFLAMMATORY OCULAR SPHERES GOOOO
Close them! Close them now! Quuuiiicckkk! Before it's too late!
 
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I've never had fortune cookies, I guess they don't have them in England, but I always thought it would be funny if they had one that said, "LOOK OUT BEHIND YOU!!!!!!!" just to fre3ak people out!
 

tijuanatim

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What are you all talking about? My fortune cookies never say anything, they're just plain, smooth, and brown. And they taste weird, they are fine until you get to that weird chewey filling...
 

ArcadianTrance

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Every fortune cookie I've otten for as long as I can remember has said my first three lucky numbers are; 4, 8,14.
 

Markgraf

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"Your tongue is your ambassador."

It's even more "hirarious" when my friends and I add the obligatory "in bed" after every fortune.
 

TaborMallory

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One of em told me to get a new pair of shoes.
I would normally regard things like that as a joke, but my shoes at the time were entering their 7th year......

They seriously looked like hobo shoes. They had enough holes in them for a constant breeze, even if there was no wind.

I'll post a pic of them later, if anybody wants to see them.
 

cancerbombs

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I think my favorite one I've gotten was "If only you knew how much you are capable of"

my friend told me she got one that said "you look nice."



IN BED! ahahahahahaha, whoo...
 

whaleswiththumbs

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Alot of these are disturbing when you add the "in bed" thing to them.

I've gotten one before, "Yo will find a long lost friend" - in bed, ewww.