What does your cookie say?

[Inverse Skies]

You won't when you go from bystander to victim.
*dramatic chord*

I see... we've formed some sort of weird suicide pact have we? How did that happen?

 

[Inverse Skies]

...But I don't want to die...

Quick! Take my hand! We'll get through this together!

 

[Inverse Skies]

...But I don't want to die...

Quick! Take my hand! We'll get through this together!

EDIT: Double post to emphasise importance obviously...

 

[Inverse Skies]

I dunno...
Seems a bit suspect.
And also probably a bit gay. And I'm not sure you want to be stoned to death, 'cause that's what people around here do to anyone who doesn't have sex with at least fifty chicks, per day.

50 per day? What are you, the poster boy for erectile dysfunction or something? lol

 

[Inverse Skies]

Naw, I'm the poster boy for YOUR MURDER.
*stab stab stab*

Ow! My life's blood... vision dimming, blood all over keyboard.... uhhhhh...

 

[damion559]

i had one that said "im behind you"

it makes you very paranoid

 

[Geamo]

You must construct additional pylons!

(Note; these were home-made cookies that a mate made)

 

[Inverse Skies]

*sells keyboard as "Limited Edition Steampunk Bloodied Keyboard"*
*makes millions*

I'm going to sue you know lol! I'm pretty sure I should be getting royalities off those sales seeing as it's my blood and my steampunk keyboard...

 

[Inverse Skies]

Corpsified and gross.

Yes but my estate/dependents should be getting compensation. You'd sorta be paying child support to my children. Now that's unique!

I don't have any kids... just pay me money so my pets stay alive...

 

[Inverse Skies]

I will take care of your pets.
Personally.
/ambiguous phrasing

Oh I see... that's the kind of argument you use to trick old ladies into leaving their fortunes to you eh? I see through your thin veil! You can't trick me!

 

[Beffudled Sheep]

I got one that said "Not all chinese men have small dicks!"


It made me smirk.