What does your cookie say?

[Gotham Soul]

"Your qualities are: Single, Attractive, Mentally Stable; Choose Two"

 

[kommando367]

My favorite one said: "They are not wise, just becuase one talks alot".

 

[letsnoobtehpwns]

"You will die before you turn 21"

 

[AceDefective]

i almost always eat the fourtune with the cookie

 

[Fightgarr]

My cousin has one framed. It was:
"The best thing you can do is not to be yourself."
I'm not joking.

 

[LilGherkin]

I got two that were hilarious when put together.

Week 1: "You will have a great opportunity in your life"

Week 2: "You missed out on a great opportunity recently"

I'm still trying to figure out what I missed.

 

[Inverse Skies]

What? Of course not! I would never prey on old ladies when there are so many hookers about!

Ahhh I see! The truth finally comes out now doesn't it? It only took me 20 or so messages to force it out of you. Time to call the old police station I reckon, get some justice for those poor hookers.

 

[Inverse Skies]

the answer itself is contradictory, not really soft, is he a liar or not? yes simply says no if it is true, thus a contradiction, thus it is true, he isn't a liar, thus no contradiction, thus a lie... the circle goes on.

Max has already succeeded in confusing me...

 

[Dr Pussymagnet]

"Your fortune is yet to come."

What a fucking ripoff.

 

[Glerken]

I got two that were hilarious when put together.

Week 1: "You will have a great opportunity in your life"

Week 2: "You missed out on a great opportunity recently"

I'm still trying to figure out what I missed.

Well, it was great. You should of been there.

 

[Nexus424]

"When you find yourself in a hole stop digging."

Well how else am I gonna dig graves for my enemies?

 

[Tattaglia]

"You are a pig."

Thanks, mystical Orient. I guess it's time for me to buy Wii Fit.

 

[pantsoffdanceoff]

"You will day give birth to a great child."
A) This suggests that I'm not going to do anything worthwhile except know that my kid will dos something good
B) Not female
C) Can give you my personal guarantee that I will not have a kid, and if I do... there was one helluva an accident.

 

[Inverse Skies]

Good luck. The police have personally endorsed my mission.
You know, kind of like how sometimes the state government pays hunters to kill animals when they are overbreeding?

Hookers are now animals that are overbreeding? That's a low opinion of them...

 

[Inverse Skies]

well i guess i will have to succeed in confounding you instead.

How about bamboozling me?