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Who Dares Wins

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From urban dictionary : "noun- A promiscuous giant. Can be usually found within huge herds of young, beautiful women. He's often referred to as the Casanova of the modern age.
Unsuspecting female: "OMG its Edin! Run before it's too late, and you've fallen under his spell!!"

Damn bro, you pulled such an edin last night! F****** got six girls to suck your d*** at the same time."
 

SwimmingRock

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Holy f'ing shit. Wasn't expecting anything, but got this:

Dennis
An extremely smart person who gets the job done better than anyone else. Name literally means "wild, crazy, strategic and smart". People never mess with this guy.


Sounds about right ;P.
 

Ironboot

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Zodiac:

1. An expensive brand of watch.
2. The 12 star-signs based on astrology & Used to form horoscopes.
3. The at-large 1960's serial killer who taunted police. His most notable murder was that of Paul Stine in 1969 San Francisco.

Yes, that's my real name.
 

Bobberto

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I believe my name,Razvan, is the winner here... putting all of your names to shame.:D

An awesome person. The epitome of badass, essentially you dont wanna mess with Razvan. He is a ladies man and has sex, A LOT. Razvan is also known as Chuck Norris Jr. While not as awesome as Mr.Norris Razvan is awesome. Razvan is also Romanian therefore making him multi-lingual, allowing him to be badass in different countries.
 

Babitz

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My nickname - Babitz, derived from my surname, has no results. My name, Marko, however, has the following results.

A typo written in marker, where you begin to write a letter with a permanent marker and realize you are making a mistake - but too late! You will have to do it over again.

Oops, I need to fix this marko I just did. This sucks! Now I have to do the whole thing over again.
The most handsome man on the planet, who gets all the girls and fucks all the bitches.
movie star looks! marko antonio salis
An attractive serb.
I've read in a dictionary some time ago that my name is derived from some ancient sumerian words that means "to kill, stab, maim" or something like that. Fun times.
 

.rachel.

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Rachel-

The most edible female name.
As well as:
A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

I'm not sure if I like my name being 'the most edible'...
 

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Austin-

noun: a very handsome man; a very cute man; a fun loving guy; a genuine ladies man; a funny guy; a guy with many talents; a guy with an average but satisfying penis; a guy who can, even when your angry, cheer you up; A sweet guy; a straight guy; a deep guy; a guy who is amazing in bed; a guy who can be an asshole sometimes; a guy who normally does stupid things; A phenomenal kisser;

adjective: being funny; being sweet; being straight; not being able to jump high; being stupid; being charming;

verb: running fast; masturbating slow; jumping low; sweet talking; telling jokes; acting like an ass; eating; pooping; having sex;
"God, Austin you were so good in bed last night!"

Lol... I showed this to my girlfriend and she was like... Yup. It's kind of scary. :p
 

Deadpewl

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Drew
Generally a smart, caring, intelligent, slightly sarcastic guy whose full name is usually Andrew. Also, very handsome and charming. Ass-hole tendencies are sporatic, but infrequent.

Hey, that guy's name must be Drew. That would explain why he's so hot and smart at the same time!



Yup, thats me in a nutshell XD.
 

Bernzz

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Mine's awesomesauce.

1. A man built like a house, with a sizzling personality and amazing shoulders who also does not know what soon means.

That house is built like a Bernard.

2. The most awsome person in the world that is god like in everybodys eyes.

Bernard is a God!
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.rachel. said:
Rachel-

The most edible female name.
As well as:
A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

I'm not sure if I like my name being 'the most edible'...
Om nom nom
 

Sky Captanio

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Well for my real name: Sam means [ I won't write it down but it contains a vivid description of a large penis] I bet whoever wrote it was called Sam. Arrogance huh?
 

Sky Captanio

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.rachel. said:
Rachel-

The most edible female name.
As well as:
A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

I'm not sure if I like my name being 'the most edible'...
Yeah. And naming something edible Rachel would lead to bad situations. Say they changed Hersheys to Rachel. Your parents ring up. "Hi! What are you doing at the moment?" "Oh I'm eating Rachel. Hello? Hello?"
 

.rachel.

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Sky Captanio said:
.rachel. said:
Rachel-

The most edible female name.
As well as:
A smart, sassy and sexy young woman who knows things from fashion to film to literature, from Manolo Blahniks to Mahatma Gandhi.

I'm not sure if I like my name being 'the most edible'...
Yeah. And naming something edible Rachel would lead to bad situations. Say they changed Hersheys to Rachel. Your parents ring up. "Hi! What are you doing at the moment?" "Oh I'm eating Rachel. Hello? Hello?"
Haha, that would be weird, and somehow make me feel like zombie bait.
 

Dr.Susse

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These are realy good for your confidance. And I was expecting a lot of twilight hate because of the Jacob and all and what it said for Dr.susse whould get me banned.
 

Klarinette

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"The name of a girl who is very pretty and is so lovable that boys fall in love with her instantly." That's hilarious. I wish I was joking.

"An intelligent and sexy female with LUSCIOUS physical features. Usually attracts weird guys named David who do absolutely NOTHING for her, but she still remains independent." which is hilarious because the first kid to ever have a crush on me was named David.

"Lisa is a female who has the body of a goddess. Men are drawn to her amazing looks and her awsome sense of humour. Out of all the females in the world its the Lisa's who rule."

...they're generally about attractiveness. I'm... kind of bored and disappointed. OH!

"MILF!" Hahahaha.

As for my username... well... go look it up. It was pretty offensive.
 

Arcyde

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1. Alek
Alek Is The Heterosexual Way Of Spelling Alec.
Person One: "Sooo...How do you spell your name?"
"With A 'C' right?"

Person Two: "Fuck No, Im Not Gay"

Person One: "Ohhhh...Ok, So 'Alek'"

2. alek
a term used to describe a man with a big penis
Person 1: "Did you see his penis? It's huge!"

Person 2: "Ya, he's pretty alek."



3. Alek

Means Puking Uncontrollably just before jizzing, in both Greek and German.
Girl 1: "It Was Nasty He was Alek everywhere."

Girl 2: "Did You at least Get anything"

Girl 1: "No, He was puking uncontrollably





Here's the definition for my full first name


1. Aleksandar
Comes from the Greek name Alejandros
meaning, protector of men
the name Aleksandar is used in slavic country's like Serbia, Macedonia, and others
People named Aleksandar have most of the time slavic blood, meaning that they are attractive and intelligent people
Other related names used in other parts of the world


One of the greatest representors of this name was The Macedon Aleksander the Great,
who was the greatest king of all time.
 
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My name is Daniel. Here's an excerpt:

This is a difficult name to define because it defies many boundaries of human perception, let alone various languages. One of the closest translations that experts give is God or many other variations of that general idea.
Other definitions are thought to be:
Tao
Chi
The Great Spirit
Chuck Norris
Energy
Infinity
Sublime
ect
Despite the fact that various names have been pinned to Daniel, its seems that all of the above examples (including that of God)cannot even withstand the magnitude of Daniel.
Bow down to me I guess.
 

steeple

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well that just made my week....

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Noam

i feel closer to the first definition... though i do love kfc...