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Jark212

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Jark my years old screen name:

Jark is the president of deviantART Inc. He also helps run the website, Jark is a yellow alien.

Jark carries a big yellow probe in order to knock evil people with and is married to Mrs. Yellow Alien.
"jark has a really huge probe."

S.O.B. STOLE MY NAME!!!!

a creature that is half jar and half shark. Used to describe an amazingly cool person.
"Do you know Sienna? She's really JARK."

Verb. To calculate the amount of time it would take to have sex with a big monster with green fangs and angry feet whiles wearing swimming pads and condoms you stole from the german gay band eating some new flavor of noodles in their new shoes they got with all the money they made doing discount abortions and explosions. In Kilominutes.
"I've never seen the formula for jarking before. I reckon someone'll find "

Seamus my real name:

American slang for a private detective or an Irish cop. Commonly misspelled as "Shamus." Taken from Seamus, a popular first name among Irishmen. The slang meaning of the name is believed to have originated in the early 20th century.

An Gaelic(Irish) name meaning James.
 

Gamegod652

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Jack

To steal, or take from an unsuspecting person or store.

Term used in Chicago to address a individual, stranger or acquintance. Also can replace jack or charlie in Chicago. Usually used at the end of a sentence.

Highly Attractive and Sexually Intriguin Individual. An "Ultimate Sex God"
 

[Kira Must Die]

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-Light Yagami's serial killer alias when using the Death Note to murder criminals.

Comes from the Japanese pronunciation of the word "killer"

-1. Female name of Celtic origins, meaning "dark lady".
2. God.
3. The absolute coolest person ever.
Kira is God.

-Name
Origin:Latin, Persian, Japanese
Meaning: light; sun; as big as the sun
Gender: Female (or in some extreme cases male, see Kira Lee-Wise)

-A whale that is very heavey and big, there is only ONE kira whale. But if there were two, the world would break, she is just that heavey. She also eats a lot and abuses poor little people because she finds some sort of perverse pleasure in other peoples pain. She also happens to really like cookies. She is a troll/gremline, but only when she eats marmite.

-1. The god of the new world.
2. A real ***** who brings sorrow to all who she meets, will rape two guys but will like another, and who is a backstabber who can't be trusted

As for real name:

-A kid with really muscular arms.
Very cocky but can be because he really is that good.
Usually good with the ladies.....
Just down right sexy.
Flexes every second of the day.

-A perfect male specimen. Adorable in every aspect. Banging body and a great ass. lovable and caring. sweet as hell.

-A person with no expresion, emotion, thinks everything sucks and fells no pain (or at least dose but shows none).

I love my name now :D
 

Kamaitachi

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Joa_Belgium said:
Kamaitachi said:
Joa_Belgium said:
My real name did provide some interesting information.


Joachim:

A boys name for a godlike person.

Known for his great knowledge and his unbelievable skills in allmost everything he does.

Joachim is the name of a danish prince.

Common nicknames for Joachim:
Jogge
Jolle
Jogze

Hey Joachim. How are you doing?
- I am awsome thx!


Those are some nicknames I never heard. Thanks, but I'll stick with Joa. Anyhow, just so you know who you're dealing with. A deity. A god. A master of everything.

Now get me pie.
You have a deal!

I am apparently chuck norris...
I believe that is MY pie!
I can offer you some cake or tea and crumpets, but no one except me touches the pie.
You have a deal my friend.
 

Duruznik

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Most people call me Duru, so I'll search for that.

Duru:
A) The name for someone who is of a difficult nature.
B) An example of how a situation could always be worse.
C) The winning move in an arguement.
D) To define a severe feeling of dread.
E) A concept of time and travel.
F) Someone who uses your work and takes credit for it and won't help you in return.
G) Someone with little or no tact, lacking in subtlety, likes to point out the obvious.

...Wait, what? o_O
 

Red Rum

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"Murder" spelled backwards.
Blood.
Heroin and alcohol mixed together.
and...uh, something I don't want to mention.
 

The Last Nomad

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Henry means an eight of an ounce marajuana... Oh yes....

It also meant a dashing person with great hair and body.
Which I'll agree with even if I do say so myself...

(Havent checked in ages but the 2nd one was something like that)
 

Daffy F

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This is quite accurate. The first one anyway.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=David
Now to search for Daffy. Bah. Really?
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daffy
 

Nouw

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Nouw actually means something in Spanish as I learnt in Steam. It isn't actually in the Urban Dictionary but this was close. I don't want to share it...

If you mean my real name, its Korean so it basically means: First Name: South Cloud Last Name: Emperor's Gold
 

Daffy F

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Red Rum said:
"Murder" spelled backwards.
Blood.
Heroin and alcohol mixed together.
and...uh, something I don't want to mention.
Oh gosh. I looked up that thing you don't want to mention. I am now powerfully regretting it. Damn. Then again, half of the entries on urban dictionary are like that :S
 

GaldapJunior

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buy joshua mugs, tshirts and magnets
Joshua is a sexy, masculine individual exuding the most desirable of traits. Although Joshua may be timid at first, his genuine and compassionate charm shine through above all things. He can be trusted with any secret and will always pull through even when the going gets tough. His understanding and supportive nature can put anyone at ease as he is never judgmental but rather always willing to listen with an open mind. He is the epitome of a true man
 

nmatters

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Stian:

Stian is the fines Norwegian name, only given to extraordinary people. Those who have the name have a tedency to be very good in all they do.
Stian is the best.

Awesome =D
 

Jonatron

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"Jon"
Jon Short For Jonathan Meaning Gift From God....also known as a sex GOD ... Jonathan is a nice, well respected person and gets what he wants. Cares for his Girl friend and his close friends (they're basicly family). Jonathan Also Cares For His Family Sooo Much.
you can Spell It

Jonathan
Johnathan (gay Verison)
Jon
John (gay version)
Jonathan Cares for His family Alot.
Jonathan is Engaged to his girl friend.
Jonathan's close friends are also in D-Squadso is he.

A1: "Did You hear Jonathan and his Girl friend last night"
A2: "yeah!, all i heard was OH GOD!!!! like 100 times in a row"
A1: "Yeah!, Me too Me Must Be A Sex God Then"

I'm happy with that. The whole five+ pages seem like an appreciation of those who dropped the h.
 

Aura Guardian

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Probably the best looking person ever. He is smart and daring. He also gets all of the ladies. Gabriel was the first billionnaire president of the world. He also spells shit however he wants so don't correct him.He is tight with chuck norris, and hes gods other son. In essence he is t3h hax0rs.
It was going well until the end. God I hate that.
 

MegaMannZero

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Real Name: Rudy

Def: 1. Rudy is an underdog or unlikely candidate for getting laid but scores with a real hot chick out of the blue.

2. A person who gives it their all just like Rudy in the movie Rudy. A person who will get pwnd and get right back up and get some more.

3. (is just creepy) a guy who is nice and likes my notes;p
 

Kukakkau

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For my username? Nothing which doesn't surprise me

For my actual name:
Scott
a male friend who is extremely intelligent, funny, kind, and always there for you. They usually plan to do something to better the world like going in to the Marines or Army. Liked by a lot of people and usually very attractive

And another entry said

Scott
See: Jesus Christ
Chuck Norris