What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[LaffmanAKAJPLaffo]

12 pages?! 12 pages for Jordan. As Ron Simmons would say, DAMN! but just as an example of what can be found. "The craziest sex machine in the world. A Jordan can make you pregnant just by looking at you. Orgasms a plenty, the smallest amount in one session in 37. An all round sex guy." Yeah I now love urbandictionary!

 

[zerzxes]

Real name it came up with this:
Old viking name. used as a description of awsomeness. Only to be used in extremely awesome situations.
Damn, thats torstein! awsum man!

So that's cool, username nothing came up. Not surprising as I totally mispelled Xerxes on purpose when creating it.

 

[brodie21]

A person of the male gender that is a real dude, usually one of the flyest guys around that the bitches love. His striking good looks instantly puts an overwhelming feeling in the hearts and body of all women. Only the true women that have confidence in theirselves dare to approach him. He is an amazing athlete that dominates in all sports. he also is a very careing and loyal friend that is down for everyone. His personalty is awosme, he enjoys making people laugh and acting stupid while having fun. Overall a brodie is just "The Man"

 

[Mikkaddo]

Daniel, it has one of the most badass definitions ever . . .

Chuck Norris . . .

don't believe me? look up Daniel . . .

 

[Superbeast]

2. adam

a goofy,funny,crazii,outgoing,loving person!
a guy with this name is amazing. he is adorable and very caring person. he will always be there for you. he might have the nicknamegoober. he can make you laugh no matter what,even if ur having the worst day ever. some people may call him weird or strange, but if he wasnt all of those things then he wouldn't be goober. he is a remarkable person,trustworthy, and an awesome friend.

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I'm not so outgoing (lil' bit shy), but the rest of that seems to fit pretty well. I'm the cheer-up and general funny guy.

[sub]And woo, 500 posts...a year on. /blatant minor-achievement attention-whoring.[/sub]

 

[brainfreeze215]

1. Kevin

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor.
Gee i am so jealous of Kevin, with three girls around his arm.

How is kevin good looking and smart at the same time?

2. Kevin

Anglicized form of the Irish name Caoimhín, derived from the older Irish Coemgen, composed of the Old Irish elements coem "kind, gentle, handsome" and gein "birth". Saint Caoimhin established a monastery in Ireland and is the patron saint of Dublin.
Kevin and I are going to the park.

3. Kevin

a male that performs great intercourse on a female
the other night my boyfriend performed "kevin" on me

Hot Diggity Damn.

 

[Moon Bear]

-Desmond an outgoing, mysterious, very sexy, mixed breed who usually carries a personal item that defines who he is. For example, a gold chain.
"Tall, Dark, and Handsome" would most definitely define this person.
"Have you seen that really hot, new guy? He is such a Desmond."

"I'm going out with a Desmond! How awesome is that!?"

 

[Chancie]

Randi:
1. A female prostitute with multiple partners
2. Admirable
3. A girl that is tough on the outside but gentle and sweet on the inside.
4. Random status
5. Feeling strong sexual desires

Wow. xD Wasn't expecting those. I guess #3 is right for me though. Fits me pretty well. The others, well... Those are just weird.

Chancie:
1. An amazing girl
2. A skank, slut, *****, etc.

I love how they both counter each other. xD

 

[ThePirateMan]

Well I got this with my real name:

Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)buy jonathan mugs, tshirts and magnetsLoyal, Generous, Handsome individual (s), who is/are without a doubt the very best person to love. Jonathan(s) is/are Intelligent, Subtle, Strong, Rock-like Men. They are the best Friends and very best Lovers.
No matter what happens to me, good or bad, I can be happy because I have a Jonathan.

OH yes, OH Jonathan, OH YES! (again and again and again and etc., etc., etc.)

 

[yoshimickster]

Michael: A very cool person.

The actual article was creepier than that, but that is the gist of it.

 

[jigs160]

nothing on my real name so i'll just use my nickname
jigs
really black people!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Hey , get out of here you jigs

heeeeeeeeey thats mean :/

 

[SirDeadly]

Lucas is the most amazing person you will ever meet, Lucas is sweet, kind and beautiful. Lucas will bring light to your life and love to your heart.

Biblical Meaning: Light of God-Bringer of Light
People with this name tend to be balanced, and receptive to cooperation. They are the ideal partner and seek peace.

 

[Sneaky Paladin]

Mine came up with this

slack dick
a male who is unable to appease his female counterpart

I am sad

 

[scotth266]

Apparently I am not only cool, but also extremely intelligent, caring, and a great boyfriend. Oh, and I'm also Chuck Norris. Who knew? Well, at least now that I've visited Urban Dictionary, I now no longer have to worry about fighting off hordes of ninjas and shit.

 

[ace_of_something]

My name is Thor:

Thor is a member of the Aesir, the tribe of Gods worshipped by the medieval Scandinavian pagans, and some modern nutters. Thor is the defender of the Gods, and the strongest of all of them. In the myths he is mostly fighting giants; Hrungnir and Geirrod were his most famous opponents. He is described as red-haired and bearded. In the Norse myths, his character is strong, loyal and honest. He is often quick to anger, but also quick to regain his temper. However, he is not renowned for his brains, and so has to rely on brawn. One of the myths tells how this does not work for him, when he visits Utgard-Loki the giant and is tricked again and again.

Thor's main weapon is the hammer Mjolnir. This was made for him by the dwarfs Brokk and Eitri. He also has iron gloves and a girdle that doubles his strength. He drives a chariot pulled by two goats and it is the rumble of the chariot wheels in the mountains that was said to be the cause of thunder. Lightning was believed to be the sparks from Thor's hammer, or from the piece of whetstone stuck in his head after his duel with the giant Hrungnir. Once Thor's hammer was stolen by a giant, and held at ransom for the price of Freyja as the giant's wife. To get his hammer back, Thor had to dress as a woman and pretend to be Freyja.

Thor's father is Odin and his mother is the Earth. He is married to Sif, a God...

Kind of dry. Not nearly as funny as others.

 

[chiggerwood]

O.K. I got twenty-some definitions for my name so I'm just gonna post a few


first my favorite

Spoiler

#1 Matthew Of Hebrew origin, meaning "gift of God"

Least Favorite

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It's a tie!!!
#19 Matthew is a redneck midget who chews tobacco, and hits on his girlfriend's best friend.
Matthew: "Hey baby come give me some tongue."
Girlfriend: "Eww gross you just put in some dip!!"

#21 a stupid cock sucking monkey who does not shower and is nasty

one that made me laugh

Spoiler

#11 Matthew
A common pseudonym used by professional and contract killers, political, economic or otherwise as an allusion to the Biblical apostle of Jesus Christ, Matthew, who was also known as the "Tax Collector". This reference is to the collection of a fee or "tax" in exchange for the act of assassination.

To claim Matthew as a Client, friend, associate or contact:
"I have a meeting with Matthew this afternoon."

To claim that Matthew will tend to an issue or incident:
"See that Matthew tends to the problem."

To reference Matthew as a solution to a problem:
"Matthew is good with these situations."

WTF?

Spoiler

#22 A retarded person who is missing an appendage.

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

VaudevillianVeteran-Not really defined. And I'm not surprised, haha.

Gina-
1: A person deriving from the latin meaning 'Great'. This name often crops up in love poems as being the centre of love and is known for its soft sound when spoken.
A truly beautiful name.
Gina is the love that revolves around my once aching heart

 

[sheogoraththemad]

for my user name: 1. Sheogorath

1). The madgod.
2). Referred in Khaiji's mythology as skooma cat.
3). An insane psycho nut job.
4). Smack him and he'll send you plummeting to your death, and no there is NOT cheese at the bottom to soften your landing.
GO OBLIVION!!!,

and for my real name: something with being a cubhollic and google-eye LOL

 

[traceur_]

Braden:

the perfect boyfriend. one that will tell you sweet things, kiss you in the rain, play with you in the snow. one that knows your beautiful and isn't afraid to tell you. the kind of boy any girl would want.

horny goose during mating season

Usually a tall person, brown hair, long eye lashes, and loves sitting next to stoners in class.

badass dude always having fun,doesn't care what people think about him,normally drunk,but still the responsible one an the girls are always with him

it means a type of person who i a huge asshole/dick and likes to do things just to piss people off and uphold his status as king dick or head asshole

Fan-fucking-tastic. Urban dictionary just called me a pussy, a horny goose, a stoner-asociate, a drunk and an arsehole.

So I'm just gonna take the badass and ladies man parts on board and forget the rest.

 

[Fat Hippo]

Niklaus:
An extremely hawt piece of Asian ass.

Whoa. That is really disturbing.