What does your name mean on UrbanDictionary?

[Redingold]

The first result for my name (Jacob) says:

romantic and very loving person
vary kind hearted
a fighter and a lover
bold
has anger issues often
falls for girls easy but gets over them well
never scared of anybody
and loves loves loves sports

Which is about as wrong as anything can be. The third one's more accurate:

A guy who is awesomely cool, and perfect in every way. Flowers bloom where he walks, and people pay him just to look at them.

Perhaps the fifth result as well:

A Jacob is perfect in every single way. He's a gentleman, he's smart, funny, incredibly gorgeous, silly, and mature. He knows just what to say and just when to say it and is the kind of guy you want to spend the rest of your life with. Every time you look at him your heart stops beating and you cant breath and then he looks at you and suddenly your heart is going a mile a minute and you're breathing so hard you're afraid that your chest may explode. He's an angel.

 

[kefka360]

real name
Sexy, Cool, Swave and Sophisticated
user name is the back story about kefka

 

[Distorted Stu]

A Stuart (or Stu for short) is the name of a cocky bastard who has good reason to be cocky. The term originated in Toronto around 2003, it is unkown exactly as to who started the term but it is commonly accept that the term was originaly used to describe Stuart Allan
Girl "Stuart why are you so cocky"
Stu "I am not cocky I am just confident"
Girl slides down Stuart?s pants
Girl "Oh that?s why"

Fuck year!

 

[iron codpiece]

Warren

. Noun A highly connected man, white, in touch with what he loves, has inspirations
knowledgeable, logical grasp on reality, genuine in his love to better the world
2. Verb a soulful connection with trumpet "you warren that trumpet"
3. ADJ educational lyrical genius, damn-you-fine,
4. Adverb embraces the world with a jazzical style
5. constructively builds people up
antonym: "Child-From-Africa"

What the fuck? I'm not white and I'm a musical retard.

 

[Jovlo]

Mine gives me three:

1. Handsome, good-looking (yay)
2. Big whiff in soccer from a point blank shot on goal.
3. Dutch name, equivalent of the English name: 'George'

I suck at soccer, so that number two isn't named after me.
The others are pretty spot on!

 

[FallenJellyDoughnut]

YOU ALL HAVE SUCH COMPLICATED NAMES! Damnit where are all the James-es and Michaels and Josh-es?! MY NAME IS HENRY! JESUS!

 

[Karlaxx]

Karlax wasn't defined, but Colin, on the other hand....

The sexiest someone can get, this person is really, genuinly nice and great in bed. Woman in parts of Southern America use Colin as a way of saying that they're boyfriend is very good in bed, sexually.

A man who has the strength to face his darkest hours yet not crumble to them. One who never will give up. As in greek "victor" but more so.
A musician in heart, with the ability to pull his own passions and power together and give that gift to the world.

Fine by me.

 

[PinkAngelKitty]

My name means "kinky all the time"

 

[whatdoyouthink]

nick: the hottest, sexiest man you will ever meet. usually has a very large penis, makes a really good boyfriend and is alwyas condfident about himself. can kick almost anyones ass and is quite a gentleman. always get with a nick, you will always be pleased.

"man that guy guy was so good last night, he had such a big dick."
"must have been a Nick"

 

[hannan4mitch]

The most amazing name for a boy. He is sweet, funny, caring, hot, and great in bed. He is kind of a video game nerd but leads a social life; he loves to be outside and hangout with friends. He is BAD ASS.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Mitchell
One of the coolest, if not the coolest human-created names to ever grace this planet. Almost every single person with this Godly-gift of a name has pure awesomness coursing through their blood.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=mitch

Awesome...

 

[HT_Black]

As there is no H.T. Black to be found, I'll be using my other name today: Jack. I imagine it has something to do with either theft or masturbation...

The most perfect guy ever.
Most commonly know for being clever.
Is liked more than people with the name of shane.
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Jack -
A very intellectual, insightful man with the most honest heart. His intentions and words are always well intended and he has the sexiest eyes in the whole world.
If you ever argue with a 'Jack' he will for sure make a Jack Ass out of YOU.
He always thinks ahead and see's the bigger picture. He hates fighting/ argueing. * yawn* its boring to him.
But he will always win because he plays by his own rules. His morality is strong and hes as dependable as a solid rock. A guy you can count on. Loves meeting new people where ever he goes. Loves freedom. Hates being conformed. Wont change for anyone and wont expect you to change either.
Highly independant. Likes to use his head. And its a very powerful one..very brilliant. Has women falling every where while hes still standing.
Humbel.Funny. Wont lie.
Jack is the sexiest guy ever

Oh...That's pleasant.

And hey, wouldn't ya know it? It also means to steal or hijack something!

 

[EMFCRACKSHOT]

My name is Michael, and it said this:

A very cool guy who makes everyone laugh. Once you meet him, you will want to be his friend right away. He is super cute and very good-looking. He has amazing taste...in music, clothes, food, everything. Every girl secretly wishes that he could be her boyfriend...mainly because he recently broke up with his girlfriend...mainly because everyone knows that he likes commitment...mainly because he is sweet and knows how to treat a girl...mainly because however strange and wierd he may be, he's perfect. In his own little way, he is perfect.

Seems like someone else did the work for me
And it is most awesome

 

[Danman1]

Daniel: It's kind of long, but it's basically the greatest name in existence.
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Daniel

 

[CK76]

1) to giggle a lot
2) to make sexual innuendos
3) witty

Hehehe, that's what she said...and, something witty.

 

[Artina89]

My real name (Gemma) means 3 things:
1. practically perfect in everyway + has a handbag like Mary Poppins, funny, caring and everyones friend.

2. is Italian and means a beutiful precious stone

3. A girl with a nice pair of boobs.

The first one makes me sound insufferable (and I don't have a Mary Poppins handbag)
The second one is the reason why my dad called me Gemma
The third one.... I have never heard of that one. Wow. Live and learn people.

 

[AkJay]

Akjay:

Akjay isn't defined yet.

...DAM!

 

[notyouraveragejoe]

Edit: This is the most accurate.

Eliot shows care through generous sharing of alcohol and constant affection to his girlfriend. And spontaneous actions? Besides dandelion dancing and kite flying, Ask about the scar on his hand or the many stories accompanying it.

Its true...if I had a girlfriend that is.

This is also pretty true:

Though the name is short and sweet, don't let this fool you-- Eliot is a famous landscape architect with an avid interest in toilet words, a soft taste in music, and a flawless personality often associated with pop rocks rather than water chestnuts.

Except for the landscape stuff...

 

[FairlyFrightenedFeline]

Shaun: An Australian slang word for a big schlong.

 

[Sonicron]

My username isn't defined yet. However, my real name (Lorenz) IS.
Apparently it means either 'hot in the streets' (whatever that means), or a unit of measurement equaling one half inch.

Great. Now people can measure the length of their penis using my first name. ... Ugh.

 

[Dungus]

1. The orifice from which dung is ejected or discharged.
"I kicked that fucker in the dungus so hard his shoes fell off!"

2. Another term meaning "dumbass" or "asshole".
You are such a dungus.