What does your place say about You?

[Wondermint13]

So.. if inanimate objects in your house/apartment/room suddenly start talking. What do you think they would say to You or say about You?

I've got a feeling my Blastoise Poster will say something like "You've had me on a wall for 10 years now.. aint you getting a bit old for this?"

The pink-ish finger nail polish at the back of my computer desk would probably tell me "You should really tell your girlfriend I'm laying here.

And my Math Book will just yell "You're an Idiot!!"

 

[Darth IB]

I think my laptop would say something like: "My hearing's not so good. I'm just pleased my nice master doesn't beat me so much anymore, yes sir."

 

[Daystar Clarion]

My Xbox 360 is shouting "Bro! Marvel vs Capcom will be here in 1 week! We is gonna tear shit up bro!"

My Wii is saying "Urgh, why are there no good games for me? Monster Hunter Tri was the last title you played on me. The next Zelda game needs to hurry up."

My PS3 is saying "Come on! You've nearly finished Demon's Souls, we just need to farm more SL then we can take on the last Archdemon and move onto NG+, that shit will be awesome!"

My DS is lying around somewhere counting down the days until Okamiden is released.

 

[SimuLord]

According to the last couple of women I've had over, my place says "this is nothing but a place to sleep, it doesn't look or feel like someone's home. You don't decorate, you don't do anything to stamp your character on this place, it's just a sterile box with a bed and a desk and some stuff it it. Why don't you bother to decorate?"

My answer is twofold: One, maybe it's because of my autism spectrum disorder but I don't really even notice that the place "isn't decorated" because I don't see the point.

And two, this ISN'T my home. It IS just a place for me to sleep while I finish my college degree. So maybe those women are onto something. I don't feel even the slightest sense of belonging to where I live (I'm moving home to Boston next year) so why make my apartment feel like a place where I'm putting down roots?

And just for what it's worth, my stuffed animals do speak. Only to me. Don't you laugh at me! I know a spell that will make you show your true form! Cave rat taught it to me.

 

[Prince Regent]

I'm messy. Very messy.

 

[Reliq]

If inanimate objects could talk, eh? My guess is:

"YOU SICK F***ING BASTARD!"

 

[hurfdurp]

My Febreze would say I don't like to take the garbage out.

 

[newfoundsky]

He lives with his parents and needs some more food in the house.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

My Wii: "please stop ignoring me! I need human interaction ya know!"
My TV: "please let me sleep!"

 

[Blitzwarp]

All 172 of my Transformers would probably just say, "Please stop buying us. There is no more room and having ten Megatrons is just weird." in unison.

 

[sageoftruth]

My books, supplies and everything else under my bed: "Hey! We're down here. You haven't forgotten about us have you? We're gathering dust bunnies down here!

 

[Armored Prayer]

Everything will start chocking from all the dust.

Then most will probably say "Dude, put clothes on when you finish showering and stop grossing us out!"

 

[Bomberman4000]

My TV would probably say I'm schizophrenic. Half the time it's on CNN and the History channel (because of my roommate) and the other half it's on sports or video games (because of me).

The fridge would probably say "Guys, go buy some real fucking food, all you have in here is alcohol and cheese."

The PS3: "Adam (me) and I have a good relationship. Once or twice a day he'll sit down with me and we'll play for a little while. I understand he's in grad school now and has other things he needs to do, so it's ok."

Xbox 360: "Dude, I'm useful for more than just being a branch of your brother's netflix account. C'mon, come get shot in the face by drunken frat-boy douchebags in Call of Duty. Or shot in the face by obnoxious screaming 12 year olds who think stringing together cuss words makes them sound cool in Halo. No, not last.fm again, NOOOO"

WII: "Hello? Helloooo? Why can't I be in the room with the big tv like everyone else? You like Twilight Princes, you like Brawl, you like Tiger Woods, so why am I still in the box?"

Mac: "You used to have so many dreams about making movies. You haven't done anything but make little piss-ass movies that only you and a select group of people find funny or entertaining. Make some good shit for the world to enjoy you maggot!"