What doesn't scare you?

[The Heik]

Seeing as Halloween is coming up, and seeing as the scare thread has already been done, I ask you escapists: What don't you find scary?

That is, what things that other people find scary or even terrifying, but you find to be cute or even laughable?

 

[Aurora219]

I find most things don't scare me. I ruin horror films by laughing through them at the terrible storyline (it's a lot more obvious if you're watching it properly because you're not afraid) and though some things creep me out a bit, generally I'm not outright scared by anything I've found so far.

 

[Jedamethis]

Spiders!

Spoiler: So cuuuuute! ^-^

 

[supermariner]

literally everything (apart from spiders for some reason)

maps, chickens, legs, potatoes, buildings, fish, traffic wardens, the concept of pity etc.
not scared of a single one ^^

 

[Vyper1X]

Spiders, my brother is scared sh*tless by spiders. They don't bother me (makes it easier to put them in his bed).

 

[kebab4you]

Pretty much anything, I have yet to see a movie where I didn't laugh all the way threw. Games are a different thing*Jump scare =/= scary*.

 

[MasterOfWorlds]

There's not a whole lot that scares me, so I'd have to say almost everything doesn't scare me. Although admittedly, I'd probably piss myself if I saw an ICBM heading in my general direction. XD

 

[Jonluw]

I am not afraid of bugs.

I am however, deathly afraid of birds.

Birds are fucking terrifying.

Word, man. Birds in general, and seagulls in particular. Fuck those things. Flying around, acting all cool, like they own the sky; diving at me. I say we build more planes and take the sky back from those feathery bastards.

OT: I guess I'm not really scared of horror movies. I don't like them though, so I wouldn't know really.

 

[Kejui]

- Spiders and other things my sisters would define as "creepy crawlies."
- Being in abandoned buildings at night (alone is fine)
- Jane Austen

 

[Tharwen]

Paranormal Activity. I spent the whole film in tension waiting for something genuinely frightening to happen, and then they just killed all that tension by making the word 'demon' come up a lot.

 

[hardband]

Lots of over contrived deaths and tons of blood (Look at final destination)!

In fact i find it funny!

 

[someotherguy]

Zombies and Ghosts, never got it.

Lots of over contrived deaths and tons of blood (Look at final destination)!

In fact i find it funny!

Agreed.

 

[theamazingbean]

Terrorism and heart disease.

 

[StBishop]

I don't find snakes scary. I don't approach them unless I know they're non-venomous, but that's respect not fear.

I've had about 12 snakes in my house on purpose over the years. 2 were pets, the rest were being rehabilitated from injuries and then re-released.

I also don't find ghosts scary. At all. Ever.

I simply cannot find them scary. I just can't find ghost/hauting scary, so many of my friends and family have stories of them seeing ghosts/eyes in keyholes/hearing unexplainable noises etc etc etc. I just can't take it seriously.

Paranormal activity = not scary at all.
Saw = off putting, slightly.

Realy people who want to kidnap and tortue me, that's possible. Ghosts/demons haunting my house and throwing me about, not possible.

 

[Jackalb]

Fear itself.

 

[EatPieYes]

Most of the things in this world don't scare me.

 

[fgdfgdgd]

...Well, everthing except the human condition. yeah, i went there.

 

[Macgyvercas]

It would be easier to list the things that scare me (as it is far shorter), so I'll do that to save space:

Slenderman, the Weeping Angels.

That's pretty much it.

 

[Monkfish Acc.]

Most of everything.
I have no self-preservation instincts. And as such, I lack fear.
It is actually a problem, according to my doctor. But he's an idiot, so fuck that guy.

 

[Thaliur]

I'll go with the spider-likers.
At least most kinds of spiders. There are still some I would not like to have in my bedroom, but with most spider species I forged a kind of alliance. I provide them with shelter and try to not disturb them (I'm not sure if there were some vacuum casualties yet), and they in turn eat flies, mosquitoes and these larger mosquito-like beasts (I HATE flies and mosquitoes, and I'd like to eradicate those larger things. Their sound, their appearance, their crazy flight pattern, their habit of shitting on stuff and biting me... I could go on...).

Oh, and nuclear power plants. I like nuclear power plants. I wouldn't want to live near one if I could avoid it, but I wouldn't want to live near any kind of power plant because of steam clouds, smoke, noise and a lot of other things. I guess compared to hydroelectric or fossil power plants, nuclear ones are quite ok.