What film adaptation of a book has annoyed you the most?

Dufaunce

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I often rant on to people (friends, family, the homeless, Jehovah's witnesses, etc) about how film writers, producers and directors shamelessly ruin timeless classic books by forcing their idea of what happens upon us and (after checking that this specific topic hasn't been done before... which it hasn't) I want to see if anyone agrees and if so join me in a rant about which of your favourite books have received the same treatment.

There are two primary film adaptations of books that really tick me off, the first being The Hitch-Hiker's Guide to the Galaxy, a timeless classic of a book which literally had me in stitches throughout (and slightly less to the point, so did all the sequals). However by the time the film adaptation came out I had already lost faith in book to film adaptations and so I was not expecting much, which is what I got.

The plot starts off to the letter and personally I thought the casting for Arther Dent was spot on, however after the equivilent of the first chapter it completely went off the plot of the book and I was left wandering "??????" and the portrayal of the other characters just wasn't right, I won't go into specifics to avoid spoilers for those who have yet to read the book (which I highly recommend).

The second is the film adaptation of Northern Lights (although the film is called the Golden Compass since that is what the American version of the book is called due to the fact that they changed "Alethiometer" to "Golden Compass" for some obscure reason). What can I say about it other than if you've read the book and watched the film you'll know what I'm talking about, if not then you'll have to read the book first to truely appreciate how crap the film is.

Now I'm going to address a few things that might get people annoyed themselves:

Firstly, I know that if you havn't read the books then the films in themselves are good films, but this topic isn't about that.

Secondly if you are in the corner of "you don't have to watch it if you don't like it" which just for the record I am myself I just want to let you know that I didn't have much choice when watching these films, why I hear you ask? One word: girlfriend.
 

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The adaptation of The Vampire's Assistant by Darren Shan.
The movie was alright but it just bugged me they turned it into a kiddy movie when the book was something with substance.

Edit: OH GOD WAIT!

The Golden Compass anyone? They turned a dark, meaningful story into a Disney Style, child friendly, sunshine and lollipops abortion.
 

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Although as a whole I really enjoyed the movie Watchmen annoyed because I left like i was being rushed through the whole movie and everything was compressed. Also how they changed the ending although really good and an interesting take I still prefer the books ending.

For me at least I would have liked to have seen this in maybe a two part so they could add so much more in instead of compressing it down to one movie
 

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Well, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy wasn't meant to be an adaption of the book, or the radio show, or any of the other contradictory adaptions. It was it's own stand alone continuity, and was based on Douglas' own script. Not to say that it was a very good movie, but it wasn't an adaption of the book so much as another alternative part of the Hitchhiker universe.
 

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The Shinning, Jack was crazy from the start and they added some scenes from the book with no back story as a "fan service" it seemed... which made the movie confusing ... and the stuff they left out of the movie were some of the best parts of the story :/
 

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3rd rung said:
Although as a whole I really enjoyed the movie Watchmen annoyed because I left like i was being rushed through the whole movie and everything was compressed. Also how they changed the ending although really good and an interesting take I still prefer the books ending.

For me at least I would have liked to have seen this in maybe a two part so they could add so much more in instead of compressing it down to one movie
Yeah, the ending of the book was better and having it in two parts would have been a good idea. Though it didn't feel that rushed to me.

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OT: I'd probably have to go with most comic book movies. I just feel that they change too much or get the wrong person for the part.
 

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Lord of the Rings.

Why? I feel like a lot of things weren't done right and despite understanding certain limitations and shall we call them "requirements" in film making it still pisses the hell out of me...

First of all, NO WIGHTS and generic adventures the 4 hobbits had between Shire and Brill. That was an extremely awesome part of the book...

Second of all, and I'm sure a few people will agree with me... No Tom Bombadil or his wife.

Tom Bombadil is awesome, fools! He's got yellow shoes and blue jacket, and he sings the shit out of the wights!

Yeah...
I never liked Tom that much, he just stagnated the plot rather than developed it. I still enjoyed the films , some cases there seemed no reason to divert from the books though, which did annoy me.
 

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The Postman

The book was about how an open, communicative society is stronger than fascism. The protagonist just a guy who sort of fell into it, and managed to bring together factions to fight the bad guys. On a one on one basis, they hero was massively outclassed by said bad guys.

The movie, not so much. The mail carriers, particularly our new able to take out bad guys mano a mano protagonist, are the heroes, not the communication they allow.

Message of the book: an open society kicks ass. Message of the movie: Kevin Costner with a mail bag kicks ass. *sigh*
 

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Twilight, a million times Twilight. I read the first two, I gave it a chance. The books were bad, the movies are bad, and it annoys me because I'm hauled in to go see it on opening weekend.
 

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Queen of the damned. Interview with a vampire was a very good book adaptation, but queen of the damned was horrific.

It. the movie was pooly made with a bad script with too much cut.
 

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The Harry Potter films have been pretty disappointing so far. They got a lot of characters badly wrong, and none more so than Voldemort. The Voldemort in the films is utterly pathetic, more like a cheesy comedy villain than anything else. I certainly couldn't imagine anyone being afraid to speak his name. And then of course there's Daniel Radcliffe's 'acting'.
 

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The Seeker. I'd say it was a The Dark Is Rising adaption, but the honest truth is that it pisses all over the magical work of Susan Cooper. Dire, dire stuff with barely a nod in the direction of the source material; the whole thing ends up being a rat's-nest mess. *huffs indignantly*
 

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Dufaunce said:
The plot starts off to the letter and personally I thought the casting for Arther Dent was spot on, however after the equivilent of the first chapter it completely went off the plot of the book and I was left wandering "??????" and the portrayal of the other characters just wasn't right.
Regarding your thoughts, I think the casting was pretty good, save for Mos Def as Ford Prefect. Zaphod wasn't brilliant, but they messed up the two heads thing. Marvin the Paranoid Android was golden, because they nailed his "brain the size of a planet" and Alan Rickman provided a brilliant deadpan. Bill Nighy was also an excellent choice for Slartibartfast. I haven't watched Hitchhiker's Guide in a while, but I thought for what it was, it was a good take on the farcical Adams universe.

The film adaptation(s) that have annoyed me the most might as well be the declining Harry Potter series. The first two were very close to the original source material, in an almost Watchmen-like sense. But then the third one came around and they changed everything. Scenery, magic, a few actors, etc. The change that I despised the most was the change from Richard Harris's Dumbledore to Michael Gambon's Dumbledore. Now I have no problems with Gambon, but after Harris's amazing performance as Dumbledore, he could not hold a candle. After Prisoner of Azkaban, the series started going down straight into the pits of hell. Goblet of Fire had a dragon being killed by a bridge, and completely ignoring what could have been the best moment: The Quidditch World Cup. Not to mention Ron's....mullet. Order of the Phoenix skimped out on important details but at least NAILED Umbridge. Half-Blood Prince...WELL GAMBON'S OUT OF IT FOR A MOVIE AT LEAST. Suffice to say, the series has to nail the upcoming Deathly Hallows Parts 1 and 2. I can only hope they can do that. But it's highly unlikely.
 

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Since both Justice Shades and DreamoftheEndless have already mentioned HP, I'll go with Eragon of The Inheritence Cycle by Christopher Paolini.
Change the plot at almost every turn? Check. Neglect to introduce several important characters? Check. Make all-in-all lame depictions of pretty much every character that actually gets some screen time? Check.

The only redeeming factor is Jeremy Irons, but even he can't make up for the rest of it.

EDIT: In bold font.
 

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The thing you have to realize is that books are not films. They have different limitations. In a book you can have a chapter dedicated to explaining one characters back story. You obviously can't do that same with a movie. They have to nip and tuck the story into a workable form for movies, considering that most people only hear about some books from the advertising for its film adaptation. If you don't compare both side by side you will find yourself less dissapointed.
 

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IrishBerserker said:
3rd rung said:
Although as a whole I really enjoyed the movie Watchmen annoyed because I left like i was being rushed through the whole movie and everything was compressed. Also how they changed the ending although really good and an interesting take I still prefer the books ending.

For me at least I would have liked to have seen this in maybe a two part so they could add so much more in instead of compressing it down to one movie
Yeah, the ending of the book was better and having it in two parts would have been a good idea. Though it didn't feel that rushed to me.

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OT: I'd probably have to go with most comic book movies. I just feel that they change too much or get the wrong person for the part.
I thought they cast the movie prefect would not have changed a single actor in my opinion.
 

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I Am Legend and I, Robot

The fact that they're both Will Smith movies is a coincidence, really. I don't mind Will Smith. Occasionally I even like him, which believe me is a compliment. It's just that both of them are based on books I really like (or, in the case of I, Robot, based on a collection of short stories I really like), and both of them completely miss the whole fucking point of the stories they're based on. This can't even be accidental. There's no fucking way you can miss the meaning of the way I Am Legend (the book) ends. There's no fucking way anyone who's ever read an Asimov robot story could make an AI the bad guy and believe he's made a good adaption.

To me, these two are prime examples of how a story can be utterly raped in an attempt to make it more attractive to the masses. They're (unfortunately) far from the only examples, but for me they really stand out because I've loved those books and in both cases I was excited to see how they'd handle the movie adaptations.