What Floats your boat?

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Title says it all.
Personally, i prefer water, call me old fashioned but it works just fine for me.
Although i may consider using a special type of jelly...

What about you?

 

[Arkvoodle]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who expected another spambot.

 

[genericusername64]

What floats my boat? Water

 

[Anthony Wells]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who expected another spambot.

i laughed hard at the contents but yeah i thought it was a spambot too



water because i dont have enough of anything else to float a boat

 

[Radeonx]

My ridiculous amount of awesomeness.
I possess so much awesomeness that it has actually become a tangible substance and it keeps my boat floating.
And not just floating, but flying. Through space.

 

[Lectori Salutem]

Physics, obviously

 

[Wolfhowl the shadow lurker]

rainbow dash helps me so it does not just float it goes up in the sky!

 

[Aprilgold]

Physics, obviously

Physics AND water.

My boat is made of duct tape.

 

[Redingold]

My boat displaces a mass of water equal to its own weight. That's what floats it.

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Please tell me I'm not the only one who expected another spambot.

Really?
I'm very good at guessing spam-bot threads and i din't guess this one y'know.
You should listen to me.

Anyway, spam is a bit of an odd choice but hey, whatever floats your boat.

 

[dickywebster]

Lava!
Oh wait that was the doom fortress...

Can i say space?

 

[Sizzle Montyjing]

Can i say space?

Let's ask the memory core!
I think the answer might be yes... just a hunch.

 

[Catchy Slogan]

Custard, of course!

Can't get any better.

Or magnets.

Or Hydrophobia.

 

[rs2000]

Gravy, lots of it.

 

[Draconalis]

I don't have a boat, but buoyancy is what would float it, if I did.

 

[FalloutJack]

Mentak the Mind-Taker!!!

(Seriously though, anti-gravity.)

 

[VladBlok28]

Buoyancy. I win.

I must admit though, among the sea of boring pattern-like threads where someone posts an intriguing question resulting in hundreds of nearly identical answers, otherwise known as the Escapist forum, this stands out as one of the few unique threads where I didn't get what i expected

 

[SckizoBoy]

... Currently? Ethanol... in copious quantities...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

My boat floats best atop lead.

Oh yeah!

 

[Erana]

Buoyancy. I win.

I must admit though, among the sea of boring pattern-like threads where someone posts an intriguing question resulting in hundreds of nearly identical answers, otherwise known as the Escapist forum, this stands out as one of the few unique threads where I didn't get what i expected

Dammit, I was going to say Bouyancy.
I guess I'll go with telekenesis instead...

Still, you never saw this, then, did you? http://www.escapistmagazine.com/forums/read/18.306970-If-you-could-replace-your-hair-with-any-vegetable-what-would-it-be