What Floats your boat?

[Pegghead]

I float my boat over a river of grape kool-aid, so there's that...

 

[chaosyoshimage]

Magic! The only way to travel.

 

[Trippy Turtle]

My boat exists in another dimension. My boat is the heaviest and least floaty thing in that dimension. Goodbye boat.

 

[TonyVonTonyus]

What is Bernoulli's principle?

Thank you Grade 10 science class for making me able to answer a question on the internet like a smartass.

 

[TheFloBros]

Mice. Thousands of tiny, little mice....

 

[Jorias]

The Tears of all the tweens, when they found out Justin Beiber has a Girlfriend that isn't them

 

[Kefo]

non-newtonian fluids float my boat!

 

[Canadamus Prime]

Air. Mine's an airship. I stole it from Bowser.

 

[Lunar Templar]

I don't have a boat, but buoyancy is what would float it, if I did.

bummer >.> can't use that i guess ... well how about ....

The blood of my enemies.

>.< oh that's not even fair, FINE, I'm a go over here an be sad cause both mine where taken T-T

 

[Blow_Pop]

physics, ethanol, water, and flirting

 

[Katoran]

Gravity keeps my boat afloat.
Just think about it for a second...

 

[TheAceTheOne]

Zombies. I would get zombies and do a kind of form of crowd surfing on them... Except I'd be in a boat.

 

[mega48man]

my boat is floated by RAW ENERGY