What game announcement would make you crap your pants?

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Serge A. Storms

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Portal 3. It'd take a lot to make me shit myself, but if that happened, I'd lose control of my bowels and wouldn't get it back for at least a few days.
 

RatRace123

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Ooh, I thought of another one. RPG Maker 4, released on the PS3. I have the third one for the PS2 and it's great for relieving that creative game making itch I occasionally get. The only real downside is, your stuck using presets for most things, and I run out of space quickly.
Releasing another iteration on the PS3, using a similar sharing system to LBP's would fix that issue.
Or, if that can't be done, then port over the Japanese version that's in the DS.

Either of those would really make me crap myself with joy.
 

Nickompoop

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Arisato-kun said:
A Mass Effect spinoff starring Garrus.
Can I change mine to yours? Holy shit, that game would be awesome. I'm sorry, but Batman can't hold a candle to Garrus; the dude's as badass as they come
 

Magicman10893

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Knights of the Old Republic 3, and before you say anything, The Old Republic is NOT the same thing. I don't care if it is the third release in the series, it is NOT KOTOR 3. I want a regular RPG that lets me find out the fates of Revan and the Jedi Exile. I want a Star Wars RPG created by a collaboration of Bioware and Obsidian with AT LEAST a 5 year development time and at least one year of quality assurance testing done so there are as little glitches possible and make sure the whole thing flows smoothly. I can't afford to play an MMO because my internet is shit, my computer is shit and I can't be assed to upgrade my computer or put up with the needless grind of an MMO.
 

de5gravity

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Completely shocking but still in the realm of "reality" I guess:
System Shock 3, FF7-8-9 HD versions, Mirror's Edge 2

Completely out there and just in my crazy dreams:
FFVIII-2, all KH titles on one console (whichever) so I can try to understand the story! Seriously cross platform franchises suck.
 

ChickenZombie

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Any game with a truly original twist. Not like Borderlands original. That was just a lot of guns and weird graphics. I mean something that totally changed people's perspective on gaming. I would love that.
 

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Star Fox 3 - (Or something like that) Only because it has been years since we had a "New" Title in the Series.

Jade Empire 2 - Only because I swear BioWare have forgotten about one of the greatest XBOX games in the past.
 

Lumzdas

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An open world Monster Hunter MMO- I would probably have a stroke if I ever saw that realised.
 

Nazulu

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If you mean to literally crap my pants then it would have to be fucking huge, I can't think of anything though. Closest would be if Miyamoto admitted he had his head up his ass since after the release of Metroid Prime and actually focused on quality again instead of what makes a quick buck. Then announcing a new Metroid that doesn't focus on clogging up the game with cinematics, crappy dialogue and missions. Also, getting rid of the ZSamus design as well.

Probably the same reaction if HAL noticed how shit Brawl is and mentioned a new Smash Brothers that would try to really improve on the game play in Melee instead of watering it down to death.

I would be really really happy to hear about that, definitely worth losing control of your bowels over.