What games do you flat-out suck at?

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crhoades

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gears of war multiplayer,im decent in single player but terrible at the multiplayer.
 

Et3rnalLegend64

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Shooters, particularly FPS's. I wish I could say that I'm good at fighters, but as I don't have online play I can't say a whole lot yet.
 

Sarahcidal

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racing games (excluding dirt and mario kart)..i refuse to slow for corners. i full on hit the gas and dont let go until its over... wait..that didnt sound right..
 

beema

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RTS games. I stink at micromanagement.

Also probably fighting, sports, or racing games, since I never play any of those.
 

Aesthetical Quietus

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FalloutJack said:
Need For Speed games.

You cannot tell me that these cars, which steer like bathtubs, are the pinnacle of physics-to-games operation. Not when, rather ironically, the bathtub in a Twisted Metal game (Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck) maneuvers easier.
You've got to be kidding me? The cars are so unrealistic that steering them is a breeze. For U/U2/MW/Carbon, let go of the accelerator, then floor it again when you go around the corner, insta-drift and control. If it's really sharp, tap the brake. I haven't played Pro street, or from hot-pursuit up to Underground.

Anyways, OT: Sports games and Music games. I can play RPG's, I just find them hard to get into at times.
 

SquadronAce

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anything to do with skateboarding, im about as good in a game as I am in real life on a skateboard
 

FalloutJack

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Aesthetical Quietus said:
FalloutJack said:
Need For Speed games.

You cannot tell me that these cars, which steer like bathtubs, are the pinnacle of physics-to-games operation. Not when, rather ironically, the bathtub in a Twisted Metal game (Sweet Tooth's ice cream truck) maneuvers easier.
You've got to be kidding me? The cars are so unrealistic that steering them is a breeze. For U/U2/MW/Carbon, let go of the accelerator, then floor it again when you go around the corner, insta-drift and control. If it's really sharp, tap the brake. I haven't played Pro street, or from hot-pursuit up to Underground.
We shit you not, fair reader! Them tubs handle like a horse with no name legs!

The point is that it doesn't respond like it should when you tell it to do things. If I am using the controller to turn right, for instance, it shouldn't calmly consider it the way a sloth considers - you know - moving. It should turn right, with varying degrees of effectiveness dependent on the degree in which I am wielding said controller. And if I'm JAMMING on that thing, then I'd better get two steps shy of fish-tailing, not slow and gradual maybe-turning.

This is not to disagree with your ability to handle the game. This is to keep in line with the topic and why. I bow to your skill in making crappy cars vroom to anywhere.
 

kickyourass

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Most racing games are just, no, I am so terrible at modern racing games I can't even think of a clever way to say it. I haven't been good at a racer since like 04 except for games like burnout that are much less realistic with their cars control.
 

getbonus

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All fighters,
Pop n' Music,
Wipeout HD, online at least. Nearly guaranteed to get the fist and place last by ten seconds or more.
 

onewheeled

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Any and every fighting game ever released, except for Brawl, but only because I could exploit Meta Knight so well. He was such a broken character, it was so fun.
 

drisky

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I used to never get a single kill with my room mates in Halo 2, since then I've played a lot more (before it was hardly any) shooters so that might not hold true anymore.

Madden 07 I'd always throw interceptions.

Oh and Papaton, reviews celebrate it as one of the greatest psp games, but i could even get past the first boss.
 

SimuLord

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Third-person shooters. I'm absolutely terrible at them. If they made GTA an FPS I might be better at it.
 

ottenni

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Mario Kart. Dont even ask how bad i am, there are no words to describe how badly i suck.