What games do you suck at?

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MikailCaboose

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TriggerHappyAngel said:
Touhou, i love the gameplay and music, but damnnnnn it's hard
I've tried the 12th one on normal...
Let's just say that you will hate UFO's from then on.
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Then Lunatic is even worse... o_O
 

Trippy Turtle

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racing games drain my life..... but i really suck at games that require patience or more specifically missions where you have to survive a certain amount of waves/time.

edit: scratch that time limits are my biggest hate
 

Simalacrum

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Football games (or 'soccer' as some call it) - I played against my friend and he was literally able to get his goalie to trot down the field to the other side and score a hat-trick. All my guys were uselessly tackling the ground about 6 feet away from him while I rolled across the floor in hopeless fits of laughter :p
 

ProfessorLayton

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Bayonetta, apparently. I always think that I'm doing really well and then I get the "stone" award and it plays weird music.
 

Rewdalf

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Button mash-y combo memorization games like Street Fighter.
The only game where my friend beat me.
 

CheesusCrust

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RTS games. I just can't micro-manage multiple things at once. If I turn my attention to combat my economy falls apart and vice-versa
 

Sun Flash

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FPSs online, I'm fine in single player and can usually handle it on legendary/veteran, but online I am just awful.*

It feels like I've been a Warrant Officer forever. *sniff*



[sub]* Apart from his one time, My entire team ditched me in a slayer match in Halo 3. Took on six reds and won (just)all by my lonesome by sneaking and sniping. I felt bad ass.[/sub]

As a side note, this is my 777th post. Bungie would be proud.
 

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Probably Street Fighter, got it one year for my birthday and I couldn't beat anyone I turned down my difficulty and they still kicked my ass with amazing super moves just because I don't know Fighter lingo like to do this move k + b + a + chicken leg + Madden + softball + bbbbbbbbbbb x bingo was his nameo
 

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Croix Sinistre said:
Well, I can never seem to win at RTS games, i love them, but I can't compete.
This is me, though it doesn't really bother me when I lose.
 

TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN

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Nannernade said:
Probably Street Fighter, got it one year for my birthday and I couldn't beat anyone I turned down my difficulty and they still kicked my ass with amazing super moves just because I don't know Fighter lingo like to do this move k + b + a + chicken leg + Madden + softball + bbbbbbbbbbb x bingo was his nameo
You sir, are my new best friend.
 

TOTL_UNIALAYSHUN

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I saw Monopoly up there somewhere so I'm gonna say right off the bat, any board game you challenge me at you will win.

As for video games, I know for sure that I suck at skateboarding games. Skate 3 for example, I just learned how to do all the really hard moves so I could show off, I can't go on huge trick streaks and land each one flawlessly. I fall on my face every single time.

Computer games!

Simcity Creator! I couldn't keep a city going in that game for over an hour. And yeah, I think those are all the games that come to mind.
 

Quaidis

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Devil May Cry 3. I suck at it. I can't even beat Cerberus in, what, the second level?

edit - sorry, Cerberus is the boss at the end of the first level. See? I just hurt my own pride right there.
 

Master Kuja

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Bad Company 2.
Well, I suck where my KD is concerned anyway, it's a lousy 0.50. I'm more of a team-mate helping man myself.

Quaidis said:
Devil May Cry 3. I suck at it. I can't even beat Cerberus in, what, the second level?
In fairness, that game is notoriously fucking difficult.
 

Quaidis

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Angelo Credo said:
Bad Company 2.
Well, I suck where my KD is concerned anyway, it's a lousy 0.50. I'm more of a team-mate helping man myself.

Quaidis said:
Devil May Cry 3. I suck at it. I can't even beat Cerberus in, what, the second level?
In fairness, that game is notoriously fucking difficult.
Yes, true. Awesomely difficult.
 

Monkfish Acc.

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Most of them.
I play to pass the time, not because I am any good at them.

You'd think having played them since before I could talk would have earned me at least a little bit of skill, but nope.
 

voetballeeuw

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Metro 2033, I am atrocious at that game. It's a lot of fun but I apparently lack the skills to survive in the Russian metro system.
 

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I suck at every game I go online with. But then people who play online are... um... well there's something wrong with you if you're THAT good at a game.
 

WhiteFangofWhoa

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Online FPSes. It usually comes down to who shoots and hits first, and I can't seem to hit anything.

I've also recently come up against what I believe to be my micro limit in Starcraft 2 and other similar Online RTSes. Just can't be fast enough to control 20 separate units at a time while also managing my base. Sorry, but that's just my limit and if you're going to call me a scrub for it too bad.