Shanicus said:
God of War. Hades. Blade Pillars. Trying to climb those mother-fuckers was damn near impossible due to the fucking atrocious hit-boxes on the blades themselves and how agonizingly slow Kratos climbed the pillars. I ended up getting so pissed off at the game I split my bin in half.
Oh and god forbid you actually did that on the original PS2 version, because you got jack shit for doing it and the game just carried on as normal. At least the PS3 version gave you a nice, shiny Gold Trophy for the effort. But even that was misleading, since it gave you the trophy after only the first one, lulling you into a false sense of security before it chucks an even fucking taller one at you.
In terms of my experiences, I Wanna Be The Guy. Never has the first 2 fucking screens of a game made me rage more. The game is just filled to the brim with cheap bullshit that, even when the game is being a funny homage to retro gaming, it was not worth the amount of mashing I had to do on my "R" key every few fucking seconds.
But both of those did not even compare to the bullshit I experienced with Sonic Unleashed. Specifically, Eggmanland, the final proper level. I went in expecting a similar level to what I had been getting in Sonics daytime levels: Something fast, fluid with perhaps a couple of little annoying level design quirks that still wouldn't detract from it too much. NO. GOD FUCKING NO. The level has you change between Sonic and the Werehog constantly, and there are fucking tons of bottomless pits, camera fuck ups and constant punishments for wanting to go fast and Sonic the Dicking Hedgehog. Oh, and 1. I only had 5 lives, and 2. Before I got my game over, I HAD BEEN PLAYING FOR 45 FUCKING MINUTES. 45 MINUTES ON ONE SINGLE LEVEL WITH NO PROPER SAVE POINTS. ALL BECAUSE THE GAME DIDN'T REGISTER MY GRAB ON A SWINGING POLE AS THE WEREHOG. Nearly 2 weeks later, after I had calmed down enough, I finished the level (with a shit-ton more lives that I had farmed) and the level still took an hour to complete. And that's not because I suck at the game, most LPers and reviewers that I've found on YouTube have said that the level took them 45-75 minutes on their first go. This level was, without a shadow of a doubt, more infuriating to me than any single moment in Sonic '06 (although that game is still worse as a whole than Unleashed)