What gaming monster would you want guarding your home?
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Actually...that depends on which form of Sauron you want, i mean having a big eye guard your house doesnt really do much good except for the fact that he can alert you, but i doubt an eye will do much good as defence if there were to be an invasion (for some reason)BlackIronGuardian said:
That giant kick-ass bird from Wind Waker!
Except the whole abducting small girls might be a problem..
Especially since I live practically across the street from a school. =S
Except the whole abducting small girls might be a problem..
Especially since I live practically across the street from a school. =S
Clearly a T-1000. (Yes, technically from the movies, but he's also appeared in games.) Advantages include:SimicShy said:
Doesn't slobber like Cerberus (three-headed dog from various games)
Doesn't need feeding, or make a mess on the carpet
Doesn't require virgin sacrifice or live in a lake of fire (like most demons / devils)
Doesn't make stains on the carpet.
Can do the housework if you ask it and won't complain, ever.
Has limited mastery of eighties slang if properly taught ("Talk to duh HAAAND!")
Disadvantages include:
Pretty gruesome-looking if damaged.
If there's on about that's on your side, there's probably a more advanced robotic killing machine that's looking to kill you. And while generally that machine won't succeed in doing so, it will succeed in killing all of your closest friends and family in order to imitate them and lure you into a trap. That's a really really bad thing.
The Maw. Or some Big Daddies (both Bouncer and Rosie), although Obex's Horned Reaper idea would be good as it would come with an army of minions.
Either of your choices would have just as much interest in infecting/attacking you.HG131 said:
I think most people's choices would likely turn on their masters. LOL. Most feral monsters are hard to house train.BolognaBaloney said:
Yes, but there's a difference between feral monsters, and monsters that exist to infect other organisms.Shinoki said:
100 times this, plus the agent from crackdown. And a few ninjas from Saints Row 2. Although they're not really monsters.Debatra said:
If it had to be a monster, I'd have the fast shrieking head crab zombies from half life 2.
I don't see such a distinction. Feral monsters will most likely kill you to eat you so they can survive and reproduce. The infectious variety are just skipping two steps. Actually they are skipping two fun steps; food and sex.BolognaBaloney said:
Noted, but there's still a distinction between more intelligent creatures, and what essentially boils down to zombies.Shinoki said:
Oh! Those Hands from Zelda! The blue ones that take you back to the beginning of the cave. Completely foolproof.