What gets your goat?

[Gravy Devil]

Playing a game that sucks, only after reading 50 reviews that hyped it to death.

When ever i play someone in multiplayer and they beat me, ill let them have their victory.But when it turns into a screaming,smear dishonor in your eyes,"I WON, I WON" bout, it just makes me want to stab them in the face.

No RPG's for the PS3? Oblivion's there, but something...anything new?

Console fanboys. who cares what system you play on? ...as long as your playing

fat-free gravy

people who are hung up on typo's yet type "dumber" instead of more dumb

 

[Stammer]

You know what really grinds my gears? People who treat World of Warcrap like it's the Lord and Master of all video games. It's not a horrible game, but it's far, far, FAR from the best.

 

[BallPtPenTheif]

people who use anecdotal myopic observations to defend their arguements and/or points.

 

[Trogd0r]

Younger people (age 13/15) who smoke.
I can't stand the sight of it, you cannot possibly get them to quit,
because at that age all their friends do it and it's considered "cool".

If only you could point out the struggle they will encounter years from now,
when they realise that smoking sucks ass, and are desperately trying to quit.

I wish I could slap them, and make them eat their cigarettes.

 

[Thais]

Dude, your gay dog is molesting my goat...

Thread derailers that aren't me irritate me beyond all comprehension. But not me. I'm special. I also hate people who think they're special. Dude, just stop it, you're not, okay?

A lot of it is my and the preceeding generations' fault, unfortunately. The people I know who had kids early and who's kids are now teenagers, (good gods, I'm only 32!) raised the little bastards on concepts of self-esteem and time out. Well guess what, that little entitled whore walking around in daisy dukes with the word "Juicy" or "Pink" written across her ass and her thong showing (and demanding a pair of Prada sunglasses) is what happens when you a) don't discipline, b) don't teach the concept of "respect for others" (instead of or as well as that of "self-esteem) and c) knuckle under and try to be her friend instead of her parent!

Sorry...that really bothers me. I guess you can probably tell.

 

[Anarchemitis]

3-Point Constrained Bezier Curves.

 

[werepossum]

Dude, your gay dog is molesting my goat...

Thread derailers that aren't me irritate me beyond all comprehension. But not me. I'm special. I also hate people who think they're special. Dude, just stop it, you're not, okay?

A lot of it is my and the preceeding generations' fault, unfortunately. The people I know who had kids early and who's kids are now teenagers, (good gods, I'm only 32!) raised the little bastards on concepts of self-esteem and time out. Well guess what, that little entitled whore walking around in daisy dukes with the word "Juicy" or "Pink" written across her ass and her thong showing (and demanding a pair of Prada sunglasses) is what happens when you a) don't discipline, b) don't teach the concept of "respect for others" (instead of or as well as that of "self-esteem) and c) knuckle under and try to be her friend instead of her parent!

Sorry...that really bothers me. I guess you can probably tell.

Those in preteen or tween stage are what we call 'prostitots.' (One of my favorite words.)

 

[Kovash86]

people that get pissed off at spelling mistakes on the internet, im not gunna spell evry word right u have ANY idea how much longer that takes, and it will help ur reading skills a bit, huh?

People that love country music

noobs that assume ur hacking when evr u do good

anybody that gets famous 4 videotaping themselves 4 having sex

hypocrites

south park it is a very stupid show with nearly no orignal humor whatsover

I'm sorry but after years of typing properly, you know spelling out my words correctly, it typically doesn't take me that much longer to type out my words unless I'm trying to get this message across, in which case I make so many errors even I want to devolve into using 1337-speak. I will admit though I started with 1337-speak and it is a good way to eventually grow into using regular english, took two of the people I respect most in my life to tell me to type properly to get me to actually try, that and a few years of WoW in which typing quickly is a very handy skill to have, especially when I don't have to look at the keyboard.

Country music fans do tend to be right-wing loonies.

I tell them to shut up or put up, typically calling those people lame for making excuses.

I laugh at those people, typically after relieving myself to their video tapes, but that's the kind of jerk I am.

South Park is most certainly not as funny as it used to be, while it has always been about shock-value I now recognize it and have become so jaded that it is neither funny nor shocking.

 

[kutuup]

When the flavour from chewing gum fades and I just feel obliged to keep chewing it anyway, despite it only giving some sort of taste for about half a minute to begin with.

Eve 6 live also make me cringe. Great band, terrible stage presence.

musical terms that make no sense XD (no offense, I use them too)

"Terrible stage presence" - You're either present or you're not, to have terrible stage presence you'd have to remain in the dressing room or not show up to the venue at all.

"That band is so alternative" - You can't be more or less alternative than another band, and since when was 'alternative' a genre? It just means they are not of the popular style. It's like saying a movie was so movie :S

"Indie" (as a genre) - Indie is short for independent, ie. signed to an indepedent label. In England it seems to be the common belief that EVERY popular band is indie, despite the fact that if you look at what labels they are signed to, they are anything but. Grrr! XD

"They've sold out" - That one kills me, since the meaning of it is so warped. People always say people like MCR sold out. They did not change their style or message, they just got popular, that's not selling out, that's success. Get it right.

"Emo" (describing post-hardcore bands) - Wrong. Just wrong. Emotional lyrical content an emo band does not make. Look it up.

There's plenty more but you get my point, I hope.

 

[kutuup]

oh and random hand spasms upon your lappy touch pad that cause you to report posts against your will. You cant take that crap back either. Sorry!

 

[the monopoly guy]

south park it is a very stupid show with nearly no orignal humor whatsover

it had original humor, but now, eh, not so much. They're not as funny anymore.

and with that, the entire tenth season (except make love no warcraft) gets my goat. It was filled with fake drama (the one with the rabbit and the cult, the cartoon wars) that just made it intolerable

 

[Evilbunny]

I hate it when somebody asks for advice on the opposite sex and somebody pipes up and says "it depends on the woman". Yeah, no shit it depends on the woman. Saying that is like if somebody asked how to solve a quadratic equation and somebody says "it depends on the equation". He knows that, dipshit. He's not asking what specifically to say and do, he's asking for a general formula that tends to work. You're not helping by telling him that "it depends on the woman" or "every woman is different".

 

[gamshobny]

threads that get past 8 pages realy make something snap inside of me...

Seriously, when people say I'm wrong while I'm so obviously right.

 

[wewontdie11]

The phrase "At the end of the day..." when it is stupidly over-used. I watched an episode of big brother last year (I know I'm ashamed of myself) and they were saying that at the beginning and end of nearly every sentence in a conversation, sometimes more that twice in the same sentence! That pissed me off to no end.

Oh also reality TV.

 

[CartoonHead]

Stupid people. I don't use this term loosely to mean people who aren't knowledgable, I mean REALLY stupid people with no common sense who do things like put on mascara whilst looking at their reflection in their rear view mirror when driving.

 

[ExileNZ]

People who put me into a box (metaphorically speaking) because of one single thing I say or do.

"Oh, you're one of THOSE"...

Yeah? Well fuck you because that makes you one of THOSE...

 

[CartoonHead]

Oh, I just thought:

RACHEL ROSEN (hopefully someone out there knows what I mean. And yes, I am bored).

 

[j1-2themax]

People who talk for the sake of talking. If it has no point, I don't want to listen, and I'm not going to.
When people expect me to remember out of place facts from one of your talking sprees. If I don't remember your anniversary because the only time you ever brought it up was during a half-hour rant on how you hate that guy next door, you have no right to blame me for it.
Not being born British. At least you/they seem to have some sense.
Finally, all the goat jokes in this thread.

 

[pha kin su pah]

fanboys.
sterotyists.
pearsuns dat kair buot mai spelin n punktoayshon.

the list continues...

 

[the monopoly guy]

Twats that think it's funny to push you into the water when your phone is in your pocket