What gets your goat?

[BlazeTheVampire]

hilton hotels
shadeofred: people that turn everything into a sexual joke are quite annoying and deserve a good amount of pain to be inflicted unto them(the todd anyone?)
canadian bacon-you bastards ruined a beautifal thing! I'm just kidding, but I don't like it
chicago-damn windy city made me loose me hat!
family guy after he 3rd season-its just not funny anymore
people that say barrack obama only got as far as he did becuase he's black, first of all he's not black he's part asian, part white, part black, and born in hawaii and secondly if that were the case then wesly snipes would be dictator (ha-ha)

Remember Soulya Boy?...that poor goat o' mine will never be the same.

oh god I hated 'em, yah ***** wasn't even a song it was pure unmidigated crap and raped my ear drums
also whatever rapper that remade breakfast in america by supertramp...bastard...

I lost any taste in rap music when Nelly made a hit out of a pair of shoes. I've also picked up some respect for my gender (I don't consider myself a feminist) and I hate how women are referred to in derogatory sexual terms.

And I also liked Gwen Stefani until "Bananas," although admittedly, everybody in America can spell the word "bananas" perfectly now. By Jove, I've got it! They should start showing Schoolhouse Rock again when American teenagers reach high school. If they show it enough, it'll increase teenage grammar and spelling subconsciously.

 

[TheKnifeJuggler]

Remember Soulya Boy?...that poor goat o' mine will never be the same.

oh god I hated 'em, yah ***** wasn't even a song it was pure unmidigated crap and raped my ear drums
also whatever rapper that remade breakfast in america by supertramp...bastard...

I lost any taste in rap music when Nelly made a hit out of a pair of shoes. I've also picked up some respect for my gender (I don't consider myself a feminist) and I hate how women are referred to in derogatory sexual terms.

And I also liked Gwen Stefani until "Bananas," although admittedly, everybody in America can spell the word "bananas" perfectly now. By Jove, I've got it! They should start showing Schoolhouse Rock again when American teenagers reach high school. If they show it enough, it'll increase teenage grammar and spelling subconsciously.

I'd personally prefer having my ears bombarded by educational music then listen to 'fergalicicious' again...

And I know I've already said I hate country, so imagine a paragraph of me ranting on about how I hate it so much here.

 

[Spinwhiz]

guys who can't accept that it's a GIRL beating their asses at cod2 or... tf2 ooooor... practically every online game -.-!

How about guys in those games who are all sugar-sweet once they find out you are a girl? And then try hitting on you! HAHAHAHA I hate those guys!

 

[the monopoly guy]

those little kitty pictures that have sayings like "i has a flavor" and what-nto and anyone that says "i has" or "can I has?"

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

those little kitty pictures that have sayings like "i has a flavor" and what-nto and anyone that says "i has" or "can I has?"

I think you're talking about LOLCats. LOLCats is jokes

I lost any taste in rap music when Nelly made a hit out of a pair of shoes. I've also picked up some respect for my gender (I don't consider myself a feminist) and I hate how women are referred to in derogatory sexual terms.

Same here, though i never really liked rap music to begin with. Sure the beat is good, albeit repetitive after you've heard it for the umpteenth time but thats about the only good thing that its got going for it.
Even if you're not a feminist it doesnt take a rocket scientist to hear that they sing about women in a degrading way, it kinda says alot about the rap artists themselves and the industry as a whole really if they have to resort to making women sound inferior. And if i have to listen to the fact that a rap artist has more money than another rap artist, can get said rap artist killed easily, has "hoes in different area codes", has shit loads of money, gets high and smokes crack(or any illegal substance for that matter)or can get hold of a "gat" whenever they want then i think i might flip.

I think i may have single handedly listed all of the features of what is in a rap song lol, feel free to add more attributes as we go along.

Also with rap music, its not just about the degradation of women to me, as a young black man myself i hate the fact that the majority of rap artists are also black and that their behaviour is reflected on our race as a whole. It doesnt help that black people are seen as people who will never get anywhere in life and who rob, steal, kill, smoke and other shit, rap artists do not help the stereotype at all, they only enforce it.

I think of myself as a culturally aware, intelligent, young black man and it honestly depresses me and makes me sad when i see other black people who have their trousers half way down their asses, who use words like "N-word", "dawg", "homie", etc, you can speak English, dont be a tool. As if thats not bad enough i myself have been ripped on by black people for liking "white people" music(which in their opinion is rock music)though i dont listen to them cause they dont know me and thats a really narrow minded thing for people to think. I doubt that they even properly listen to their own music at all, or maybe they do and are just so stupid that they accept it and either cant be bothered or dont want to change the image that the media has cast on black people as a whole.
At the end of the day, if anyone labels me "a typical black man" then ill tell them straight to go fuck themselves, they're not worth my time, come back and talk to me when you have your head surgically removed from your ass.
/semi rant lol

 

[Nikita89]

guys who can't accept that it's a GIRL beating their asses at cod2 or... tf2 ooooor... practically every online game -.-!

How about guys in those games who are all sugar-sweet once they find out you are a girl? And then try hitting on you! HAHAHAHA I hate those guys!

you're quite right THAT type of guys follows the cursing type closely ^^!

 

[BlazeTheVampire]

Perfectly-justified rant

I had been hoping that was just America. Now I need to reconfigure my plans for the future... maybe I'll just flat out move to Japan instead of just visiting, lol. Must escape the ones with pants around their knees and improper grammar... which admittedly around here consists of more white men than black.

I usually go to the IGUN-Sponsored Goth Night at my favorite club by my University every Wednesday night. Here, everyone's dressed up all crazy-like, with black coating everything and the girls wearing next to nothing. Seriously, there are girls in just lingerie there (I'm not one of them, I don't have the body for that crap). So when my friends dragged me out to a "normal" club a couple weeks ago, I thought I was dressed semi-normally because granted, I was still in all black (as per my usual wardrobe*) but I was actually dressed, lol. Nope. Boy did everyone stare at me for the longest time. I had no idea that to go out clubbing, a girl was required to wear the ugliest looking, shortest dress imaginable with heels that absolutely kill their feet. I was so lost as to what was going on, lol. I didn't know a single song played, either, so it made me feel even more out of place. But when the DJ said "Get all them dirty ho's on the dance floor! Where the dirty ho's at?" I walked out. It was like the icing on the cake.

Long story short ("Too late,"), Lauren's foray into the rap-music club scene was not a pleasant one.

*This is a note to say that I don't wear crazy Tripp pants or other "scene" things, I just happen to own a lot of black clothing due to being in the theatre. My brother's the scene kid, not me.*

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

Perfectly-justified rant

I had been hoping that was just America. Now I need to reconfigure my plans for the future... maybe I'll just flat out move to Japan instead of just visiting, lol. Must escape the ones with pants around their knees and improper grammar... which admittedly around here consists of more white men than black.

I usually go to the IGUN-Sponsored Goth Night at my favorite club by my University every Wednesday night. Here, everyone's dressed up all crazy-like, with black coating everything and the girls wearing next to nothing. Seriously, there are girls in just lingerie there (I'm not one of them, I don't have the body for that crap). So when my friends dragged me out to a "normal" club a couple weeks ago, I thought I was dressed semi-normally because granted, I was still in all black (as per my usual wardrobe*) but I was actually dressed, lol. Nope. Boy did everyone stare at me for the longest time. I had no idea that to go out clubbing, a girl was required to wear the ugliest looking, shortest dress imaginable with heels that absolutely kill their feet. I was so lost as to what was going on, lol. I didn't know a single song played, either, so it made me feel even more out of place. But when the DJ said "Get all them dirty ho's on the dance floor! Where the dirty ho's at?" I walked out. It was like the icing on the cake.

Long story short ("Too late,"), Lauren's foray into the rap-music club scene was not a pleasant one.

*This is a note to say that I don't wear crazy Tripp pants or other "scene" things, I just happen to own a lot of black clothing due to being in the theatre. My brother's the scene kid, not me.*

I went out for a friends 18th last week and there was alot of rap music and such, i was pretty off it because i was dancing(i never dance)and "whining" on girls alot lol, especially when that song by Lil Wayne came on, god that was awful, and by awful i mean fucking great lol.
I think the white people who are trying to be black people are refered to as W-word(substitute the N in the N-word with a W)over here, they try so hard as well lol. I dont quite know what is so fashionable about wearing your trousers round your ankles and speaking like a r-tard tbh, what is the world coming too? I think i might join you in your permenant relocation to Japan lol, they get all the best technology first, and at rock bottom prices, high yen to british pound conversion ftw

EDIT: I also have a "scene" brother too, he listens to rap music(full bass and loud no less)and does the whole "gangsta" thing as well lol. Its ok for my bro to play his music full blast but if my parents catch a second of my metal on they tell me off

 

[BlazeTheVampire]

I went out for a friends 18th last week and there was alot of rap music and such, i was pretty off it because i was dancing(i never dance)and "whining" on girls alot lol, especially when that song by Lil Wayne came on, god that was awful, and by awful i mean fucking great lol.
I think the white people who are trying to be black people are refered to as W-word(substitute the N in the N-word with a W)over here, they try so hard as well lol. I dont quite know what is so fashionable about wearing your trousers round your ankles and speaking like a r-tard tbh, what is the world coming too? I think i might join you in your permenant relocation to Japan lol, they get all the best technology first, and at rock bottom prices, high yen to british pound conversion ftw

EDIT: I also have a "scene" brother too, he listens to rap music(full bass and loud no less)and does the whole "gangsta" thing as well lol. Its ok for my bro to play his music full blast but if my parents catch a second of my metal on they tell me off

My brother's into the "goth scene" not the "ghetto scene," thank . I'd probably have to hurt him -VERY BADLY- for the latter.

When I taught the Drama classes with my Advisor, as her aid, I would seriously be unable to converse with the students. I'd assign a quiz and get a grumble of "***** crazy if she think I'mma remember this," which would want to make me put my head through the chalkboard. I'd also grade essays a lot harsher than the actual teacher, lol. Every other sentence was circled in red with "Re-word," "I don't understand what you mean," and even the occasional "Wtf?" I also fail to see how one fails a quiz that is entirely fill-in-the-blanks. We HANDED these kids the answers. All they had to do was pay attention in class to remember which words filled the blanks. No extra studying required. Yet after I handed back the graded quizzes, I had a student try to argue that Ibsen wrote "A Midsummer Night's Dream,"

I hate stupid people.
(And if you don't know who wrote "A Midsummer Night's Dream," you fail at LIFE.)

 

[the monopoly guy]

those little kitty pictures that have sayings like "i has a flavor" and what-nto and anyone that says "i has" or "can I has?"

I think you're talking about LOLCats. LOLCats is jokes

I still hate them
I recently saw a black guy in a mint green shirt, he looked like an andes mint, and my friend was flipping out "omg! a black guy at a golf course!? is it tiger woods?!" I was annoyed to no end by this and I wish I would of used my 5 wood for something useful
I hate my five wood with a passion, as well as my pitching wedge...I hate chipping...but I love my 3 wood!
but all love aside I hate white people that want to be black (wiggers) and blaze, we got those around here too, holy hell they're like cockroaches

 

[ChristianxKrupps]

Christians. the hardcore ones. I myself am a Buddhist and they shun me for my frequent use of the "eff-word" and that I should repent.

They have no idea how naive they are and that if there was a god, that he would be understanding.

sorry for offending anyone

 

[Gitsnik]

Christians. the hardcore ones. I myself am a Buddhist and they shun me for my frequent use of the "eff-word" and that I should repent.

They have no idea how naive they are and that if there was a god, that he would be understanding.

sorry for offending anyone

Pfft this is the internet, someone will always be offended.

I'm Lutheran by birth and nature and I have to agree with you here, those religious fanatics that get in peoples faces on the street (or Jehovah's witness' *shivvers*) really get to me.

But, what really gets my goat? The one thing that truly annoys me the most.

People.

Yes yes I know how that sounds, but let's assess what I do for a living. I'm a Systems Administrator who takes Helldesk calls. I get to deal with the dregs of my user base and all they do is ***** and moan about how things never work (not through any fault of my own I should add - I grant them leniencies to prevent whining and they break things). I even have them yelling at me on occasion, though most of them are too scarred to do that now (that was not a mistype).

Have you ever yelled at your mechanic? I doubt it and if you have you probably don't get much good done to your car... what makes you think IT will be any better?

Unfortunately people seem to view IT as a sort of "child" in the business world, whom everyone needs to boss around.

Even more unfortunately, I hate all people, so we tend to get crashes and remote reboots and accidents around here.

The B.O.F.H. is my idol!

 

[Duck Sandwich]

Christians. the hardcore ones. I myself am a Buddhist and they shun me for my frequent use of the "eff-word" and that I should repent.

They have no idea how naive they are and that if there was a god, that he would be understanding.

Well said. I never got how "don't take oaths, because people screw up from time to time and don't always live up to their promises," meant "don't verbally vent anger."

And now, more things I hate.

- Backstabbers. If someone hates me, I expect them to at least have the decency to tell me to my face why they hate me, rather than talking shit about me when I'm not around.
- My complete obliviousness to the things happening around me. I end up missing so many opportunities because I don't even know they exist.
- The prevailing belief in some idiots that the worth of a man is directly proportional to how many women's cardboard boxes he's stuck his Solid Snake into.
- Donkeys that have no pure essence of life

 

[TomNook]

Stupidity around me.

 

[werepossum]

but all love aside I hate white people that want to be black (wiggers) and blaze, we got those around here too, holy hell they're like cockroaches

It's not precisely white people wanting to be black that are the problem; it's white people who want to be ghetto. White people who spend their time tanning to a nice mahogany to look like Halle Berry or who aspire to be the next Tiger Woods aren't particularly annoying; it's the white people who want to be Snoop Dogg, playing their radios way too loud and wearing their pants below their butt cheeks and making funny hand gestures to show that they are "so hood". (Looking at you Dina Lohan. If there's anyone who needs to just shut the hell up about child rearing it's Dina Lohan. And Kathy Hilton. And they BOTH have reality shows! Grrr!)

And I love cats, but LOLCats make me want to step on them.

 

[soul_rune1984]

I don't have a goat but the following really pisses me off:

Children, teenagers, drunken collage students, drunks in general, overly religious people, bus drivers who wait for you to reach the door and then take off, people who treat animals poorly, store clerks who will ask you if they can help you when you don't need help yet when you do, they are nowhere to be found. I could name more but, it would take too long.

 

[Knight Templar]

I don't have a goat, and don't know why somebody would try to take it from me if I had one.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

I realize I forgot one thing that really irks me: people who hate politicians for being immoral. Yes, if they do something illegal and dangerous, they should be punished for it. What I'm talking about is people who, for example, said stuff like this about Clinton (William) "If he can cheat on his wife, he can cheat on America!" Seriously, what the hell are you yapping on about? Bill Clinton cheated on his wife, that's true. Want to know who else did? JFK and FDR. I don't hear you talking about them being horrible presidents because of it. Focus on what a president does to his country, not to his family.

 

[Wolfwind]

Alright, time to write an essay.

Nah, I'm just kidding. Writing essays gets my goat, so I'm keeping this short.

Uhh, let's see. Judgemental/Ignorant people really annoy me. Especially the kind who throw god around all over the place like he's some kind of weapon used to tell other people how to act, as if they've personally met the guy.

Little kids... no... scratch that... anyone in general who uses the anonymous nature of the interwebs or, say, Xbox live, to act like a total twat.

Oh, and chicks who think that they're so hot that if a guy sees them, we instantly become horndogs. I mean, even if she IS the hottest thing walking on the planet, give us a little credit. We don't all think with our "lower" heads.

There's more, but those stick out in my mind. Anything else and this really might turn into an essay...

 

[WlknCntrdiction]

but all love aside I hate white people that want to be black (wiggers) and blaze, we got those around here too, holy hell they're like cockroaches

It's not precisely white people wanting to be black that are the problem; it's white people who want to be ghetto. White people who spend their time tanning to a nice mahogany to look like Halle Berry or who aspire to be the next Tiger Woods aren't particularly annoying; it's the white people who want to be Snoop Dogg, playing their radios way too loud and wearing their pants below their butt cheeks and making funny hand gestures to show that they are "so hood". (Looking at you Dina Lohan. If there's anyone who needs to just shut the hell up about child rearing it's Dina Lohan. And Kathy Hilton. And they BOTH have reality shows! Grrr!)

And I love cats, but LOLCats make me want to step on them.

You should hear the music over here, all drum and bass/rap/r and b/etc, i havent heard any rock or metal music at all. But thats going to change once i get my car, im going to drive around with my screaming metal and rock blaring instead lol, i was joking to my friends that im going to be the pinnacle of political uncorrectness, because surely black people cant like any type of metal or rock music? amirite?