What happened --> What REALLY happened

[effilctar]

This idea of this thread is that I will post something that I claimed happened, the next poster says what really happened and then says something else that happened. However, the post about what REALLY happened must relate to the previous post and implay that the previous post was bending the truth. Here is an example:

Poster 1: I slept with a girl last night
Poster 2: I slept with a blow-up doll last night
I'm a millionaire
Poster 3: I'm a millionaire in I'm a millionaire in Monopoly


so here goes:

I fought a tiger last night

 

[SteakHeart]

You fought a Paper Tiger.

I got a medal.

 

[Sassafrass]

You found a tin foil medal.

I became ruler of time.

 

[effilctar]

I caught Dialga on Pokemon (time pokemon)

I own a sports car

 

[Nouw]

You own a plastic toy sports car.

I am Iron Man

 

[Nouw]

In Empire Total War

I am the awesomest guy in the world.

 

[Sassafrass]

You killed 5000 goats.

I became Sylar.

 

[SteakHeart]

In your dreams.

I won the game!

 

[Nouw]

Sorry I can't post anything becasue the poster underneath. This thread is going well.

 

[effilctar]

I kill Billy Ray Cyrus

I'm a mighty warrior

 

[Sassafrass]

You're a mighty pansy.

I destroyed the game.

 

[Empireth]

Only in your mind...

I killed a dragon.
[small]I did, honestly![/small]

 

[VaudevillianVeteran]

You killed a stuffed dragon.

I got finally got a day off of work!

 

[Empireth]

You lied to your boss when saying you were sick. You bad, bad man. (I use man for both genders, I'm sorry, "Bad man" is an expression I use.)
GRAH! Ninjas everywhere!
uhhh...
You became Emperor of your Backyard.

I finally had some tea.

 

[Sassafrass]

You finally drank some wee.

I became clever.

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

you outsmarted a monkey

I stabbed someone in the face

BTW) check out the warfare game forum

 

[Pm0n3y]

You slapped someone in the face

I Base jumped off a building.

 

[Empireth]

You stabbed your sister's doll in the face.
Will people stop ninja'ing me?

You jumped off the shed in your backyard.

I bought me a wrench.

 

[Sassafrass]

You bought yourself a wench.

I killed Empireth.

[sup]MWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!![/sup]

 

[lxl_c0d3m0nk3y_lxl]

you burned an Empireth action figure

I became god