What has gaming done to your body ?

[Captain Blackout]

Gotten it laid quite often. Gamer chicks rule, especially when you run your own slave auctions at cons.

 

[Nutcase]

After I started to play shmups, my testosterone level has shot up to heights that scientists have yet to invent a number for. Chuck Norris regularly comes to me for advice on the subjects of being manly and blowing shit up. My numerous children are born with the ability to one-credit clear Contra: Hard Corps, and bodybuilding mags are asking them to Duke Nukem themed photoshoots before they reach puberty. Which is good, since after they get in their teens they develop a habit of instantly pulling a TAC-2 through the digestive tract of anyone they deem to exhibit insufficient manliness. It goes without saying that game "journalists" avoid them like plague.

 

[MassiveGeek]

Not a bloody thing, Im happy to report.
I still remain the same as before, except for my body ofcourse growing as the years pass by and I grow older, but that doesnt have to do with gaming.

... Right?

 

[.Ricks.]

Uhm, I play a LOT of games and my body hasn't suffered one bit. Because of my workouts in between play sessions I have actually been able to stay in tip top shape, some musculature and definition. Gaming won't do anything to your body.... it's your gaming habits that do that, in my opinion at least.

 

[[Cold-Shoulder]]

I'm thin from weight loss that my parents become worried about my weight, became more pale, it looks like I have two black eyes and from gaming I have gained super strength in the mussels of my hands.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

I stopped drinking 4 nights a week.

I have an extremely addictive, obsessive personality and gaming is the best way I have found to channel it.

I might be a bit more unfit now but I'm not killing myself with beer and partying anymore...

 

[The Rockerfly]

This controller is NOT made for the human hand.

Spoiler: nuff said

That was so cheap, goes hand in hand with the console you took the piss out of. I love it
Seriously though what the hell was it made for?

Spoiler: CDi remote, Maybe?

What the hell? Thats a tv remote, that can't seriously be the default controller for a games console?

 

[SovietSecrets]

Well nothing really too bad except I got one bad wrist which if I dont stop gaming, will need surgery sooner or later(not that I mind of course) and also I had to go for physical therapy for a couple months for my spine from sitting too much and not being active enough.

 

[RagnorakTres]

Well, I am now completely unresponsive to caffeine...does that count?

 

[MajorShmoopy]

I reach spikes of gaining and losing weight, I get weird vision loss and a buzz in my head (It kinda scares me), I somehow have better sight and hearing then most people, and Ive acquired a taste for slipknot

 

[GOATOFRAGE]

ive grown wings and can breath fire

 

[DaMan1500]

I'm so pale that on sunny days I look like the visible man.

 

[effilctar]

I sit cross-legged on the floor when gaming and, sitting on a hard wood floor, the skin on the side of my foot has turned hard and to feel it you'd think it was a burn-mark

 

[Xero Scythe]

holy crap, i have a better reaction time than most olympic athletes.

 

[Erja_Perttu]

I've got a lot better at snap thinking and hand eye co-ordination. Dance machines helped me shift some weight a while back too. Pro-gaming I am, woo!

 

[AlphaOmega]

I'm genetically different, baby.

Wanna feel my pecs?

Roidrage again Brucie?

 

[Typhusoid]

Nothing it hasn't bloody well deserved

 

[Draco Kaiser]

I'm getting fat in the stomach since I've to lazy to move anymore since playing games. D:

 

[teutonicman]

Help to maintain reflexes and observational skills.