What Has Your Country Ever Done For Us?!

[Cyanin]

Cheap slave labour, immigrants and a stereotype of alcoholism. Woo I love being Irish.

Oh and don't forget as of late being an economic punching bag as everyone stands around looking at us saying, "Phew, could've been us there." Except Greece, they seems to be in a somewhat similar state.

 

[Gudrests]

USA invented the very machine you're typing on...so.......

All I have to say is.... /point at MIT. Chances are....if it changed the world...They probally went to MIT

 

[AngryBritishAce]

Helped Defeat the Nazis. I think that's pretty big. RULE, BRITANNIA!
But then again that is pretty obvious so I'll say we (Joseph Lister) discovered Antiseptics.
But, what I'm sure most of the escapists aprieciate us for giving the Internet ZERO PUNCTUATION!!! Ok small in comparason to most thngs but I just don't care. Yay for Yahtzee.

 

[superdelux]

Lets see America....

Won World War 2

Made Rock and Roll

Valve and Steam

DC AND MARVEL comics

Invented the Automobile

And a Million other things

BUT...

English people invented America

u trolling right? because 1, the automobile is a German invention.... and 2 the English did not invent or discover america but the Spanish.... do your homework please!

You got me on the Car (DAMN commercials lied to me)

But England founded the colonies that became America the Country

 

[AngryBritishAce]

England - Rock'n'Roll.
You're welcome.

Sorry to burst your bubble but Rock was invented in the US

I'm british and I agree. Though we did give the Beatles

 

[El Poncho]

Scotland so, Penicillin for one.

I could name quite a lot more inventions but every time I do I get someone claiming otherwise.

 

[Dalek Caan]

The English invented America, but you all decided to leave and that upset us. We wanted to be your friends.

Sorry couldn't resist that. England did give the world Winston Churchill.

 

[Lionsfan]

England - Rock'n'Roll.
You're welcome.

Sorry to burst your bubble but Rock was invented in the US

Rock'n'Roll is in fact a pre-historical invention from the southern tip of Africa, it refers to the practice of bashing the nearest female over the head with a stone and then having a roll in the hay with her.

It only became a musical thing after people had laid down laws against bashing another man's woman.

.....

....How silly of me to forget about the 19th Century Head Bashers.....

 

[darkfire32]

China: we make all your junk.

 

[ShindoL Shill]

im scottish but i just have to say this:
ethiopia gave the world humans (first human skeleton was found there) so if it werent for ethiopia, we wouldnt have anything. (this is the perfect counterargument for racists.)
britain also gave the world... a lot of stuff. mainly from scotland. Its pretty long... [http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scottish_inventions_and_discoveries]

 

[aei_haruko]

America:
stopped the nazis ( granted we had help)
stopped the Japanese ( granted we had VERY little help)
provided safe harbor to millions of people who were oppresed in their countries
routinely donate millions to the UN, and hundreds of other charities
invented pennacillin
invented The model T
made hersheys
and gave the world everything from Menlo park

 

[ZeronicX]

as an american we gave you the JAVA-SCRIPT, so you can play runescape
we gave you the GPS, atomic bomb, Adobe Flash,Mar's Rovers, Google, Microsoft, Artifical Liver
,Defibulater, Super Sonic Aircraft, Hair Spray and cat litter, Cable TV, Criedit card and the leaf blower, Polio Vaccine,Barcode,Automatic door, ,the WireLess Microphone,
the neutron bomb,the cordless telephone,

we also have the CD wich stores all your porn,music, and games,
the printer, B-2 Bomber,the Taser,your personel Computer,E-Mail the first video game console the Magnavox Odyssey, The space shuttle, and the paintball,

we also gave you Megan Fox
The F-ing Laser
The INTERNET


so yeah we invented alot of stuff.......

 

[Scipio1770]

The American Revolution inspired many future revolutions like the French Revolution.

I hope this is a troll.

 

[aei_haruko]

China: we make all your junk.

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[Your once and future Fanboy]

Norway gave the world:
the;
Aerosol spray
Cheese slicer
Gas turbine
Trampe bicycle lift

...and a Norwegian viking discovered America... EAT OUR DUST COLUMBUS!

EDIT: and a shitload of great metal.

 

[luckybreak]

as an American I would like to tell you our secret. We invented time travel. We invented time travel back in 1986 and have been using it to travel forwards and backward through time to lead humanity to a future utopia. Its a complicated plan and shall be fully realized at the year 2500. Also we have been growing superman, batman, the doctor(sorry England, we stole him), and spiderman in our secret labs. Your welcome. You should all feel privileged to share in this knowledge. Also we saved the planet from the lizerdmen of mars. Have a nice day,

 

[cprs_]

Drive-Through Bottle Shops

 

[DarthSmiley]

South Africa gave everyone the "creepy crawly"...
You know, that noisy thing, connected to the tube, that cleans your pool?

Also, Chris Barnard

You are all most welcome

 

[EvilMaggot]

Denmark, first country in the world to legalize porn