What if EA made Pokemon?

[cahtush]

A third person, cover based shooter.
Your pokemon provide their moves as powers, like mass effect.
You start with 6 pokemon.
The rest are (all 500+ of them) are included as on-disc DLC.
Some are also aviliable as preorder bonus.

...and you play as an american.

 

[Sean Hollyman]

They would charge for extra boxes in the PC

 

[Sexy Devil]

The game comes with 10 Pokemon available for capture and the rest will be made available as part of multiple $10 DLC packs. The Elite 4 is a DLC pack.

The combat is streamlined to appeal to a broader audience. Now battles consist of shoot-outs (not with unique attacks, the Pokemon use guns).

In a poor effort to stir up controversy, your character's mother no longer approves of you going out into the world. This plot element lasts for 30 seconds - just long enough to cram it into a "your mom will hate this" ad, and will ultimately go nowhere.

Gay relationships in the Pokemon daycare center now exist. They yield eggs.

It now costs real money to enter the Safari Zone each time to improve realism.