What if God was one of us?

[silver wolf009]

to be realistic he/she/it would be taken and arrested for causing civil unrest by the goverment.

 

[ultrachicken]

He would go to Vegas, get drunk, and cause the Earth to explode.

 

[Thaius]

Well realistically, I think it would play out kind of like the story of Jesus. Hmm... wonder why I would think that...

 

[mik hardcore]

People say we are made in His image. Problem is, I reckon we more resemble the Greek pantheon of gods.
Just a bunch of angry, jealous, lazy, drunken, vengeful, horny, arrogant wankers!

 

[Dogstile]

I am one of you...

edit: to be fair, if he was one of us that means that we are all in part god, due to the word "us" being used. therefore I hate that song because it means I can't say i'm better than YOU

 

[Shurikens and Lightning]

If a homeless man was god, would you still give him a quarter?

 

[Lavi]

She is. Why would any sort of god-figure not be like us? Not experience our emotions? Would you really want that sort of Being to worship? A cold, unfeeling thing so fundamentally unlike yourself as to have nothing in common with you.

 

[EnzoHonda]

If god was one of us... he'd be just like us. You know, disappointed at the problems in the world, but still not willing to give up comforts for the sake of helping others. He'd help the third world... for the price of a cup of coffee a day. And he would probably get Old Testament on the Middle East. Though, I just don't know which side he would be on anymore, it used to be clearer.

 

[Fenrir45]

Their is only one god and his name is Cthulhu!!!

 

[monkey_man]

I would kick his ass for letting the earth slowly destroy itself
...

or not, i wouldnt win

but his ass will get kicked for sure

 

[Lullabye]

If the universe is any indication of tthe type of person he'd be, she'd be a slob.
She is a man as well.

 

[Souplex]

He is.


And his name is [user]Souplex[/user]

Thank you for mentioning me.

Well, FUCK.
Beaten to the local joke.

"Local joke"!? *Mantis style kung-fus Neonbob*

 

[rotund0]

not to rip off Jewel, but what if God was one of us?

stranger on the bus... nah i think he would wreak havoc, kind of like Old Testament vengeful God

you mean Joan Osbourne?

I think it would be bad for her because then her song would make no sense.

 

[AgDr_ODST]

if God was among us(and in disguise) I think that he'd mostly be dissapointed/depressed by all the hate and the violence in the world. and for that reason he'd be that much more ready to bring about the end of days and punish the wicked

 

[teutonicman]

He'd probably be a slob like some of us, just another stranger on the bus trying to make his way home.

 

[Brad Shepard]

i think we would be a little bit screwed right now.

 

[gmer412]

If the universe is any indication of tthe type of person he'd be, she'd be a slob.
She is a man as well.

Awww, I was going to post that. What if God was one of us? Wait, don't we already know who he is? I thought the documentary made it really clear.

Spoiler

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xp79JyLHk_k All hail the Freeman!

 

[e2density]

We'd all be f**ked.

Never let ANY human be in charge of something that important.

 

[ottenni]

He probably is hes just been smashed of his face for the last two thousand years.

That or he is chilling with Hitler and Elvis somewhere in Mexico.

 

[Lullabye]

EDIT:Sorry, nvrmnd.