What if the above avatar joined your family and only you noticed?

[Gh0st1y_H]

From the looks of it, I'm not sure if I should be turned on or scared.

 

[C.G.B.S]

I'd start looking for an exorcist.

 

[WhiteDrag0n24]

Invite him to play Civ 4

I'm sure he'd enjoy it

 

[Burst6]

I would start crying about the loss of Doomsday arcade.

 

[mexicola]

I would dual-wield my hands and try to repel the intruder.

 

[Andantil]

I'd be amazed at my family's inability to take notice of five new people.

 

[Incredible Bullshitting Man]

I´d be frantically trying to find the report button and banish him back to the internet whence it came.

 

[LoopyDood]

I'd see how far I could push his wholesome 50's American family values before he snaps.

 

[C.G.B.S]

Check to see if there is a gas leak i don't know about.

 

[BakaSmurf]

Fear the pointy bits, for you see, they are pointy.

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

How are you existing?

 

[mexicola]

Ask them would they kindly lay off the light switch.

 

[Snownine]

Get another bathroom, with five more people it is going to be hell.

 

[PhunkyPhazon]

Tape him to the ceiling to serve as a makeshift light. Take that, electricity bill!