What if Valve bought EA?

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BrotherRool

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It would be terrible for everyone involved. Valve would die, EA would die.

Luckily Valve would never do it or want to do it. In their handbook they list one of the flaws of the management system is it only works with a very specific type of person whose got a very unusual skillset for the industry, and that even one or two people who don't fit into that system can cause them a huge amount of internal problems.

I think it's safe to say, EA with their hundreds and hundreds of employees will have many people who don't have that very specific unusual skillset.



And then think about it, who in Valve has experience in publishing games? In managing studios across multiple locations? Who would sort out their taxes? Do they have the financial wizards required to do this sort of thing? Do they know how to perform a shareholder meeting?

How can you remove the entire management structure of a huge multinational entity and then replace it with a company that has no management structure whatsoever and have it work out? And if Valve plays 'nice', they don't pump out yearly sequels, they don't run franchises into the ground, where are they going to find the finance to employ all those hundreds and hundreds of people to survive the first 3-10 years when companies readjust, create new games the slow way and find markets for those games?



It would be like putting the painter Monet in charge of making a nickelodeon cartoon. He doesn't have the right skillset to manage that sort of production line and you can't actually afford to have someone individually crafting masterpieces in every single frame. The things that make Monet good can't translate to something that requires manufacturing loads and loads to survive
 

Signa

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I'd consider it the worst thing that Valve could ever to. Sure, Valve could bring some serious quality to a lot of EA titles, but I don't believe that Valve is capable of managing an entity that large. Valve's "do your own work/peer review" system wouldn't help produce good games from the current dev studios, because most of those people aren't used to working like that. Worse still, assuming that they do manage to manage those studios conventionally, I could see the conventional management tactics bleed back into Valve itself, ruining much of what we like about it now.
 

Sunrider

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After reading this thread, I've come to the conclusion that we need some more jokes about Valve. If I have to read another variation on the "Valve can't count to 3" joke, I'll climb a clock tower with a high-powered rifle.
 

Arnoxthe1

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It would definitely be an awesome thing at first. But that might create too much of a monopoly. Those are never good.
 

FalloutJack

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Well, it would be ironic, but kinda' dumb. Yes, let's buy up a 50 billion dollar promissary note, a liability, a backseat driver, a stupid putz, a grungy old man, a castle in a swamp-


Can we just agree that it's a bad business move?
 

The White Hunter

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Battlefield Bad Company 2 would get a fuck tonne of extra DLC and mod support. Because it's has a 2 in it.

I could totally live with that.