What if.......

[Berserker119]

then we would all be better off

what if a nuke went off when you did?

 

[oppp7]

Then I would outrun the explosion.
What is the bridge is out?

 

[the1ultimate]

I'd just have to go to the desert to teleport it back.

What if pigs could fly?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Well, we'd also have purple cows

what if you woke up and you were the fly-man!

 

[oppp7]

Hunting myself would be funner.
What if I didn't post a question after my answer?

 

[j1-2themax]

Then I'd make up my own answer.

What if two fat people played Rochambeau South Park style?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then I would assume you wanted me to give the orders to burn your house down it was meant to offend them

What if my question was in white?

 

[oppp7]

...poem form?
Bricks would be shat.
What if I told you the truth?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then you would tell me your love for Celine Dion

What if Avatar wasn't over-hyped

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then when I say it was a MEH movie someone doesn't feel the need to tell me off

What if, all we needed was love?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then you would never get what you needed

What if I was TheNumber2Zero?

 

[Sleekgiant]

Then I would investigate the disappearance of TheNumber1Zero

What if I was Sleekergiant

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then you're name would be longer

What if Lemons were blue?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then the mods would have something in common with them.
What if I hated you all?

 

[Yokai]

Then we would nod our heads sagely and say "This man is filled with RAEG."
What if I had 350,000 posts and joined the site this January?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

Then I'd admire you.
What if I could laugh again?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

Then it would be double lolz

what if you said macbeth in a theater?

 

[TheNumber1Zero]

Then I would of said "Macbeth" in a theater, and most likely would of gotten kicked out for being loud

What if the above question was a typo?

 

[Kuchinawa212]

I've gotten good at reading them

what if someone confused the use of good and well right in front of you?

 

[Sir Strange Of The House Lycan]

I couldn't be held accountable for my actions.
What if I didn't have a cold?