What if.......

[Fury Is Me.]

She'd be Asian.

What if you weren't racist?

 

[Yarggg]

Then you'd get banned

What my head exploded?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Then I'd be the same, actually.

What if you were racist?

EDIT: I'm not cleaning that up.

What if ninjas didn't exist?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I would not be shouting racist things into this here mic.

What if Xbox Live was not populated by trolls and 12 year old louts?

 

[Gigaguy64]

Rainbows would spew from every Xbox in the world and community gaming would reach new levels of awesomeness.
(...a man can dream cant he?)

What if you woke up with two extra arms and a Third laser Eye?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

I'd wonder if I'm also a saiyan.

What if we were all saiyan?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Then the world would be no different, except replace "guns" with "fists" and "Bullets" with "Mind bullets."

What if everyone had three days left to live?

 

[All Hail Lelouch]

Then we would have one hell of a party.

What if Ganondorf killed link?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

No more Zelda games.

What if Princess Peach started to fight things off instead of getting kidnapped?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Then he'd get the princess. Duh! Then we'd get Super Princess Peach or Super Smash Bros.

What if Bowser was a competent villain?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Mario would have a hard time.

What if Bowser was actually the good guy?

 

[Fury Is Me.]

Epic good guy boost. (Plus, Bowser actually was a pretty good villain in Galaxy, he even had the theme music to go with it, but in all the other games you just couldn't take him seriously.)

What if Samus Aran Lost her Chozo suit and couldn't get it back?

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Then we'd get Shadow of the Bowser. EDIT: Then we'd get Zero Suit Samus for all eternity.

What if I decided to finish this ques

 

[Gigaguy64]

then i cou

what if G Gundam was a documentary

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Then people would have never went on the Internet to imitate Yahtzee.

What if the idea for Candlejack never came about?

 

[Gigaguy64]

then you wouldn't have said his name.

What if MY HAND WAS GLOWING WITH AN AWESOME POWER

 

[Heart of Darkness]

Then you might want to go wash your hands. And stop saying that after you, y'know, come out of private.

What if we didn't have double entendres?

 

[Daipire]

Then i'd have to tell you outright what i did with your mother

What if you found out your mother was going to destroy the world?

 

[Nikolaz72]

I would make a very powerfull character.

What if you found out that your dog is infact chuck-norris. And he just wiped out all the criminals in the world. And what if that Dog/Chucknorris got attacked by Kratos? And what if on the table that Kratos turned over on the way in there had a cake standing on it?

 

[Daipire]

I'd realise that even my adorable dog couldn't make chuck norris cool again. Then i'd sue Kratos for animal cruelty, following which, i'd notice that the last question is hella confusing.

What if chuck norris *was* cool again?