What if.......

[Heart of Darkness]

He'd Roundhouse Kick Cool in the face to ensure that he will be cool for eternity.

What if you were Chuck Norris?

 

[kijo98]

Than no one would make fun of me

what if Michael Jackson was alive?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

He'd sing some more.

What if Chuck Norris is really Jack Churchill?

 

[Argtee]

Then Jack Churchill is really Chuck Norris.

What if Blueberry Muffins never existed?

 

[hopeneverdies]

We would still have lots of other flavors.

What if Youtube never existed?

 

[Dirty-Zombie]

Then the internet will be boring.

What if you can do the can-can?

 

[bgg1996]

Then I can do the can can, yes I can can...

What if th famous latino comedian, Brian Lopez's name was George Lopez?

 

[superbatranger]

Then..wait what? His name IS George Lopez.

What if sarcasm was accepted as a language?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

My English teacher would only speak sarcasm.

What if the sky was a zombie?

 

[kijo98]

than brains would be rain
What if rock was better than rap?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

Then everybody would wonder when the hell rap was better than rock.

What if heavy metal was a type of dragon?

 

[Scde2]

Then you will find a way to hate it like what you're doing now.

What if I was liked by all?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You wouldn't be emo.

What if Scde was not emo?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

You'd abuse them.

What if I stole all your superpowers?

 

[Sn1P3r M98]

I would have no choice but to find something else to abuse, like little kittens.
[sub][small]DISCLAIMER:I AM NOT pro-animal abuse, nor do I think it should be practiced. My post was a joke. I love all animals.[/small][/sub]

What if I didn't post things that could easily be taken in the wrong context?

 

[MellowFellow]

Then you wouldn't need small font.

What if everyone had superpowers?

 

[BrailleOperatic]

Then the state of having superpowers would be irrelevant and no one would care.

What if light was not a dual wave-particle?

 

[Troublesome Lagomorph]

It would behave differently and we would likely be dead.

What if we were plants?

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

Then we would be photosynthetic.

What if we made first contact with alien life?

 

[Nouw]

Valve would not really help, instead save them over a time span of 10 years.

What if all your friends turned into tasty snacks.