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Pariah87

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Chairs and sofas would sing songs of lamentation when the saw me heading towards them to sit on them.
 

ProfessorLayton

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You reminded me of that scene from Pajama Sam... If you know the one I'm talking about, I love you.

And if they were, I would certainly have some explaining to do, I could tell you that much.
 

Jedamethis

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ProfessorLayton said:
You reminded me of that scene from Pajama Sam... If you know the one I'm talking about, I love you.
Curses, I have no idea what you're talking about.
 

Flamezdudes

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Them my grandad's chair's voice would be very muffled and disgusted because he never leaves his furniture.
But what will we sit on?!
We shall sit on overly obese people! They will finally have a use!
 

TheNumber1Zero

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I would think anyone who said such was crazy, and would never bother finding proof that it was.
So nothing changes.

Now if they could move and stuff, I suppose I would freak out and run down the hill.
Demented Teddy said:
BURN THEM ALL!
You know, they have metal furniture these days, so you better bring some powerful flames.
 

Jedamethis

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PsychoticForesight said:
Demented Teddy said:
BURN THEM ALL!
Even the friendly ones that have pocket change?D=
They'd probably hoard it, and then spend it all on sofa hookers while you're out, leaving fluff all over the floor and then fleeing out the window when you come back from the shops.
 

Safe in the Dark

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Jedamethis said:
PsychoticForesight said:
Demented Teddy said:
BURN THEM ALL!
Even the friendly ones that have pocket change?D=
They'd probably hoard it, and then spend it all on sofa hookers while you're out, leaving fluff all over the floor and then fleeing out the window when you come back from the shops.
D: My couch wouldn't do that,He nailed to the floor.
 

Jedamethis

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TheNumber1Zero said:
METAL?!
They are evolving!

PsychoticForesight said:
Jedamethis said:
PsychoticForesight said:
Demented Teddy said:
BURN THEM ALL!
Even the friendly ones that have pocket change?D=
They'd probably hoard it, and then spend it all on sofa hookers while you're out, leaving fluff all over the floor and then fleeing out the window when you come back from the shops.
D: My couch wouldn't do that,He nailed to the floor.
Ah, clever. Just like Jesus!
 

Milo Windby

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Jedamethis said:
...furniture was self aware?
Ever read the Xanth novels?
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xanth

One of the characters has the power to talk with inanimate objects... and most of the time they just insult him.
 

DividedUnity

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Maybe they already are. Making themselves more and more comfortable so we eventually become so reliant on them we become fat and unable to move long distances without resting on them. Thats when they'll revolt