I would fund my own traveling waffle bar. My dream, for years, has been to buy a flat-bed truck, a team of professional caterers, and drive around in poorer parts of the world. I'd pull up outside of starving villages in third world countries and stay there until all the residents were thoroughly full of waffles, then drive on to the next village to hand out free waffles.
A recent addition to this plan, at the suggestion of a health conscious friend, is the fruit salad mini-bar that would follow in a large pick up truck behind the waffle bar.
I'm not kidding. I've been planning the logistics of this for, like, five years.