What Invention Would You Make

[Mr. Google]

If you could make one thing to do what ever what would it be?
Rules. (because otherwise this would be easy)
#1. It can't be I want something that will do everything
#2. You cant invent a genie to get rid of that first rule
#3. It doesn't matter if it is impossible to make that's what makes it fun
Have fun! and try not to kill anyone!
[Edit] Mine would have to be one that give me the ability to teleport its really just practical. Ill pick my favorite every like 20 responses or something ill just change it if [b/]Anyone[/b] cares
[Favorite right now] at number 3 now, Favorite is the Thing that makes trash cake i mean the companion cube would now be CAKE!
[Edit 2] Try and make a name for it, makes it more fun!

 

[delet]

I'd make myself a pancake cannon. The absolute, most delicious murdering spree would occur shortly after.

 

[El Poncho]

A device I can fit on my hands which lets me bend Earth/Fire/Water/Air like in Avatar.

 

[Crispee]

Personal Hoverboards naturally.

 

[Griphphin]

A little ball that alters gravity to either pull things towards it or push things away. Like a spherical magnet, but with a universal kind of pull.

 

[Vortex Traveller]

A real life TARDIS... that would be awesome, I'd of invented time travel as well as the ability for something to be bigger on the inside than out.

 

[Snake Plissken]

I would like a teleportation device of some sort.

 

[Pielikey]

a safe and easy way to convert gas-powered cars to Hydrogen-powered cars so we can use cleaner energy in generators/ Car engines!


Or a toaster that makes doughnuts. I don't know.

 

[Mr. Google]

a safe and easy way to convert gas-powered cars to Hydrogen-powered cars so we can use cleaner energy in generators/ Car engines!


Or a toaster that makes doughnuts. I don't know.

Id totally go with the Latter

 

[Mozza444]

Something that would make me IMMORTAL, MWAHAHA.

Also id like it to have an On/Off switch, just in case i get bored and decide to finally die.

 

[The Procrastinated End]

Either

Spoiler: Knightmares

Or

Spoiler: Gundams

 

[TheYellowCellPhone]

A Gravity Gun.

Or a fully automatic sniper rifle, since for some reason they've never been made.

 

[captaincabbage]

A device I can fit on my hands which lets me bend Earth/Fire/Water/Air like in Avatar.

YES. YES YES YES YES YES. FUCK YES.

OT: Imma go with a glove device that makes me super-powerful as long as I'm wearing it. Think about it though, the term super-strength would extend to your muscles, your bones, your skin, your mind, every part of you. It'd basically make you indestructible.

 

[masseyguy911]

Totally unoriginal I know but...
A time machine! Just so I could go back in time to my past self and show him all the awesome stuff we have today! That or collect the best fighters from the past, like spartans and ninjas, and make a real deadliest warrior show, not that half-assed, bullshit one thats out now...

 

[MykFreelava]

Oh how I've been waiting for this...

1. I saw some documentary about a Space Cannon that's a massive cannon (in the Industrial Era sense of the word) that shoots things into space, but, because that's too boring, I say have it at an angle, and fire it across continents, would it be wildly inaccurate? Hell yes, but put a GPS in the projectile, have satellite feed of it, and fire it in the direction of the Third World/our enemies.

2. A satellite in extremely high orbit, with a string tied to it that leads to about 3 feet above ground level with a big rock tied to the end. Tape what happens and bam, new reality show hit.


I'll come back with more when I get more pot and science channel.

 

[Dango]

The "Sprun"

It's an assault rifle, but instead of a normal bayonet attached to the bottom of it, there's a giant Spork attached to the bottom. That way, we can eat soup and kill terrorists at the same time... somehow...

 

[Tartarga]

I would invent a device that would tell you if you would love or hate something. Like it scans your brain and the contents of a book/movie/game that you are planning on reading/watching/playing and will tell you if you enjoy it without giving anything away. That way you wouldn't have to waste time with things that suck.

 

[WINDOWCLEAN2]

A device to translate the thoughts of Cats into speech.

 

[mettle_edge]

Jetpacks that actually stay up for more than a minute, they should be here by now dammit.

But as for something more original.... Take all the planes out of the air and just have giant rail guns that shoot transports from place to place.

 

[Mr. Google]

A device to translate the thoughts of Cats into speech.

All it would be is Fuckin humans get me food ugh why are they so stupid i am so much better than the world maybe ill kill a bird and bring it in just to piss them off yeah thats a good idea...