What is the best noise your alarm clock could make?

[Scarim Coral]

It would either be the alert sound from Metal Gear Solid or a song from MLP:FiM, what? I would want to wake up in a pleasent mood!

 

[Halceon]

The most basic beep-beep-beep-beep. It will knock four times and you'll know to be awake for it.

 

[ReservoirAngel]

A sexy man's voice saying: "morning sexy, I made you pancakes."

 

[kebab4you]

hmm, this perhaps? *Annoying enough to get me up*

 

[phatty500]

I want the old spice guy to burst into my rom with a highly elaborate and choreographed sequence ending in me getting out of bed with the fresh scent of old spice my woman will die for. Also i want it to happen again 9 minutes later if i hit snooze.

 

[steeple]

HEY, LISTEN, WATCH OUT

it's like a million flies raping my brian!

OT:

Spoiler: I love using this song...

 

[Tallim]

If it would play the noise the monkeys make in System Shock 2 I would be awake very quickly.

 

[Jabberwock xeno]

HEY, LISTEN, WATCH OUT

it's like a million flies raping my brian!

That's quite accurate for a discription.

 

[Retal19]

Wake. from Homestuck, or to give it the proper name, MeGaLoVania. :33<Purrf3ct.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P61i2-iZWBM

Can't believe no one's said it yet.

 

[quetzal231]

Hm.... the sounds I would like to be awakend with....
I know! The sounds of a beautiful woman blissfully waking up and stretching. I know of no sound I would be happier to wake up too.

 

[Not Enough Gun]

Mine alternates between the codex sound from Metal Gear Solid and the original Halloween theme

 

[dragonslayer32]

I would pick the sound of bacon frying in a pan. If my clock could produce the smell too, that would be great.

 

[PonceyMcTosserFaic]

for me i would love it if my alarm played Hell March 2. that shiz gets me PUMPED!!!

 

[The_root_of_all_evil]

A sultry female voice just saying "Go back to sleep".

I realise all the bad ways that could be taken, so I'd choose the voice myself. Nigella Lawson would be good.

 

[Ferrious]

I once had a Lynx alarm clock (tasteless gift from relatives who didn't know me well enough to buy anything other than teenage-boy-fodder). It was a sultry female voice saying "Wake up, wake up, wake up."

Until the battery got low. Then it turned into a demonic hellspawn that would intone:

"Wwwwwaaaa --STATIC-- aakkkKKKkkkkkkEEEEeeeeeeEEe --STATIC-- UUUUUuuuuUUUUUpppppppppppPPPPP"

What I'm trying to say is, yeah, anything but that.

 

[phantasmalWordsmith]

Libera Me From Hell, the less dramatic rap version Row Row Fight the Power, my girlfriend moaning (it gets me up in the morning) or my favourite quotes

 

[an_luas]

The Tobuscus theme is my alarm tone. Best alarm I've had so far in my life!

 

[Polyg0n]

There's no need to think of new alarm sounds as the perfect alarm clock already exists:

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[TriggerOnly]

"Its ok take your time, sleep another 6 hours.... you know you want to."

"YOUR ABOUT TO DIEEEEEE"

"you look so peaceful" (in a slow creepy voice)

 

[Knight Captain Kerr]

That'll wake you up!

This already is my alarm clock and it works a charm.