What is the best track name you've heard?

[Dr Pussymagnet]

Just about any Lil' B would work, but for best track name?

BasedGod Fucked My Bitches.

You're so funny, you're so nonchalant BasedGod.

 

[AetherWolf]

It's actually a decent Vocaloid metal song. But dear god, the name...

 

[Brixton6]

G.O.A.T(W.G.M.F.M.C.)
Kick Monday (in the Nutsack)
Pauly Shore Saw My Penis

All by the fantastic George Watsky

 

[Palademon]

We Are Finally Cowboys
Rocket Surgeon
Pleather For Breakfast

No More Heroes is crazy.

No More Heroes by the Stranglers?

No, I was refering to the game.
The things listed are all tracks from it.

 

[The Artificially Prolonged]

Acute Schizophrenia Paranoia Blues - The Kinks
Interstellar Overdrive - Pink Floyd
The Sniper at The Gates of Heaven - Black Angels

I couldn't pick one, they're all too awesome.

 

[Zombie_Fish]

"Our Lawyer Made Us Change The Name Of This Song So We Wouldn't Get Sued", by Fall Out Boy

The original title for that song (My Name Is David Ruffin and These Are The Temptations) is also a fairly awesome name. I also quite like GINASFS[footnote]'Gay' Is Not A Synonym For Shitty[/footnote] as a name.

Anyway, seeing as it hasn't been mentioned yet: The Road To Hell Is Paved With Good Inventions by Sonic Boom Six. It's a terrible pun, but it fits so well.

 

[lee1287]

thought it would be like a race track name thingy..

So i shall post my original answer...

RAINBOW ROAD

 

[BlumiereBleck]

The Yeah Yeah Yeah Song by The Flaming Lips was the first thing that came to mind. But I really like....

Deer-Ree-Shee by The Black Angels.

 

[octafish]

Heard a song once called 'Smokestack Lightning'.

The blues standard by Howling Wolf? Best one-chord drone blues ever recorded.

here are mine.

If You Leave Me, Can I Come Too- Mental as Anything

They Ain't Making Jews Like Jesus Anymore- Kinky Friedman

Get Your Biscuits in the Oven and Your Buns in the Bed- Kinky Friedman

I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman, But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.- Bobby Bare

Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You Good-bye.- Waylon Jennings

Things To Do In Denver When You're Dead- Warren Zevon

Jesus Loves Me, But He Can't Stand You- Austin Lounge Lizards

You're the Reason Our Kids Are Ugly- Conway Twitty and Loretta Lynn

Beer Ain't Drinking- Mojo Nixon

Debbie Gibson Is Pregnant With My Two-Headed love Child- Mojo Nixon

Country music has the better song titles.

 

[K84]

Ten Speed (Of God's Blood And Burial)...by Coheed and Cambria or sumtin'

My favourite thing about that song is that it's about a bike. Heh heh heh, Ten Speed.

I saw a band in a pub called Howlin' Steam Train, and they had some very entertaining song names, like Midnight Whiskey Escapades and Stray Cat Ricochet. Blues is awesome.

Okay, thanks for the heads up on that one, makes it even cooler in my opinion.
Ten speed....need to look that up, we don't have an expression like that here in Holland, yet we're bike people all the way.....
*ponders*

 

[Cheesus333]

First Breath After Coma - Explosions In The Sky
I love this purely because when I read it, I hear in my head a sudden, half-choked gasp.

Thoughts of a Dying Atheist - MUSE
Because I love MUSE and I love this song and it's actually very relevant to the lyrics.

Aurora (Meet Me In The Stars) - Anamanaguchi
Perfectly captures the spacey feel of this whole song, as well as being a thoroughly beautiful image.

 

[RagTagBand]

"Counting Bodies like Sheep to the Rhythm of the War Drums" by A Perfect Circle.

 

[floppylobster]

"Don't sit down 'cause I've moved your chair" - Artic Monkeys

 

[Smithburg]

"You Will Be Reincarnated as an Imperial Space Attack Turtle"


That's wonderful XD

 

[thomas.owns]

My paralyzed brother taps his foot to this beat.
Hey John, what's your name again?

 

[KingCrInuYasha]

"Dreamer Deceiver" - Judas Priest
"Cletus Awreetus-Awrightus" - Frank Zappa
"A National Acrobat" - Black Sabbath
"Everybody's Got Something To Hide Except Me And My Monkey" - The Beatles
"Maybe The People Would Be The Times Or Between Clarke And Hilldale" - Love
"Pioneers Over C." - Van Der Graaf Generator
"La Villa Strangiato" - Rush
"Spontaneous Apple Creation" - The Crazy World Of Arthur Brown
"Ella Guru" - Captain Beefheart & His Magic Band

 

[Silent Anima]

There's some great track names from this band: http://www.discogs.com/artist/Great+Redneck+Hope,+The
Don't listen to 'em, but their names are hilarious.

Personal favorite: "Whoa, Frankenstein! I Didn't Program You To Make Out With Boys!"

Weird names, guys. XD