What is the easiest, most simple creature/person to kill in any video game?

[Arsen]

The ducks from Duck Hunt.

 

[Bruiser80]

Slimes in DragonQuest, Imps in FinalFantasy - you only died from those if you were beat up going into the battle. Ah, 8-bit gaming

 

[Baby Tea]

Rats. Any game with rats; they are the easiest.

Dang, I was totally going to say "Rats from *Insert RPG here*".
Oh well.

...So yeah, rats.

EDIT:

Baldurs Gate 2
NOOBER
What the fuck was that, he forces you to kill him out of annoyance, and one quarter staff blow, or weak pebble sling and he dies.
+2 exp

I'm pretty sure that was Baldur's Gate 1, not 2.
Yeah it was. It was in Nashkel, because it's in the same place you get Minsc.

 

[SnowCold]

If you mean a boss or 'strong' foe that is weak, then most kirby/SMG bosses

If you mean leatrally, almost all the no abillty foes in Kirby.

 

[Jabbawocky]

I can't remember the name of the enemy but it was in Wario Land: Super Mario Land 3. It was like a Goomba but the most it could do to you was bounce off you.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/a/a4/Wario_Land_screenshot.png

Its the one without a spear in the picture.

 

[Frank_Sinatra_]

Mudroaches and radcrabs

You mean mudcrabs and radroaches?
Planets in Empire at War: Forces of Corruption once you get the Death Star II.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

Mudroaches and radcrabs

You mean mudcrabs and radroaches?
Planets in Empire at War: Forces of Corruption once you get the Death Star II.

No, by mixing thier names together I was implying thier similarity... i.e. the are both almost identical base level Bethesda enemies.

 

[Grimm91]

Goblins. Enough said.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Prinnies.

It's what they're for.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Baldurs Gate 2
NOOBER
What the fuck was that, he forces you to kill him out of annoyance, and one quarter staff blow, or weak pebble sling and he dies.
+2 exp

I'm pretty sure that was Baldur's Gate 1, not 2.
Yeah it was. It was in Nashkel, because it's in the same place you get Minsc.

The one in Baldur's Gate 2 is is brother or something. He's definitely in there though. (I believe in BG2 you don't lose rep for killing him either).

 

[Garzo]

Has to be the first oily boss thing in Res 5. There are easier, but that was a joke. So easy it's more assisted suicide as opposed to fighting.

 

[Baby Tea]

Baldurs Gate 2
NOOBER
What the fuck was that, he forces you to kill him out of annoyance, and one quarter staff blow, or weak pebble sling and he dies.
+2 exp

I'm pretty sure that was Baldur's Gate 1, not 2.
Yeah it was. It was in Nashkel, because it's in the same place you get Minsc.

The one in Baldur's Gate 2 is is brother or something. He's definitely in there though. (I believe in BG2 you don't lose rep for killing him either).

GloatingSwine?! You like Baldur's Gate?
See, for all of our disagreements about theology and our worldviews, we can at least agree about Baldur's Gate.

It's so awesome.

 

[GloatingSwine]

Oh yes. Still got my 6CD version with the expansion. I think it might even be installed on my laptop at the moment. With BG1Tutu, that drops all the content into the BG2 engine and lets you play BG1 and 2 as a single seamless game with the BG2 rules, and a resolution hack to run it at 1440x900.

 

[Lullabye]

either: -ram from gow,(i got him in less then 11 seconds)
-those little green duck/penguin things in PSU/PSO
-Grunts from halo(they are the definition of cannon fodder)

 

[Lullabye]

ohh,ohh, we can't forget Aerith from FF7 now can we? honestly all she had to do was scooch over a couple 'o inches and she wouldn't have died, the lazy *****, you know how long I cried after that?

 

[WittyName]

Menials in Resistance: Fall Of Man

Funny to wait unitl they ae right in front of you, then empty a 12-gauge shell into their head.....

 

[DigitalSushi]

ohh,ohh, we can't forget Aerith from FF7 now can we? honestly all she had to do was scooch over a couple 'o inches and she wouldn't have died, the lazy *****, you know how long I cried after that?

I was glad she died, I hated her, I just KNEW she wouldn't put out with Cloud and I didn't understand his interest in her, Tifa would clearly be the better fuck.

I was glad she died because I wouldn't have to look after her sorry ass again in battle, then Yuffie came along, dozy *****, Cid and Vincent went along way to make up for those two tarts.

 

[sorry user name taken.]

lucius in fable 2! I shot him.....IN THE FACE!

bastard shot my dawg! >[

I'd have to say big daddies (bio shock for though who don't know..shame on you lol )

 

[scoHish]

Mysterio in Spider-Man 2

The first thing that came to my mind when I read the thread title.

 

[AetherGryphon]

Goombas goombas goombas]

or maybe ant lion grubs in half-life 2 their the only enemy you dont have to shoot to kill in that game just step on them, they even give you suit enery and ammo for stepping on them