from Snatch:
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? "a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent"; personified in this case, by a horrible ****. me."
--Brick Top--
from the Way of the Gun:
"Fifteen million dollars is not money; money is what you take to the grocery store-- money is what you take out of an ATM. fifteen million dollars is a motive with a universal adapter attached to it."
-Joe Sarno-
from Brother:
"my brother say, if you kill him [gang leader] in one shot, he give you ten bucks"
-Claude Maki-
from Jim Gaffigan's comedy specials:
"I looked up 'circumcision' in the dictionary the other day, it just said 'AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!' from the Latin for 'AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
-Jim Gaffigan-
"You gotta love the pig, man. It's truly a magical animal. It can take an apple-- which is essentially GARBAGE-- and turn it into BACON!!"
-Jim Gaffigan-