What is the greatest movie quote ever?

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SteinFaust

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avouleance2nd said:
"Is there any chance of brain damage."
"Well technically the procedure is brain damage."
A million cookies for the reference.
eternal sunshine of the spotless mind? idk never saw it, but figured something with that concept would have that line...
 

lokiduck

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Blind Sight said:
lokiduck said:
"And crawling on the planets face
Some insects called the human race
Lost in time
And lost in space
And meaning."

Purely because it's a beautifully written line plus no one remembers where it's from even though the movie is iconic.

CAN ANYONE guess what movie it is with out actually googling it?
Oh come on, Rocky Horror Picture Show haha (is it cheating if I watched it again like a week ago?).
And we have a winner XD

I didn't say it was that hard, it's just that when I say it, most people don't remember it even though it was the last line in the movie XD They just keep thinking about Sweet Transvestite or something else. But it might help that you watched it a week ago XD
 

Ulquiorra4sama

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I couldn't see this embedded anywhere (Dunno if it was ever linked) and quite frankly i'm shocked if no one's posted this before me.
 

Squeaky

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2oK_trZhVdk



"ZEee Germans" said though out the film one of my favs.
 

SteinFaust

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from Snatch:
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? "a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent"; personified in this case, by a horrible ****. me."
--Brick Top--

from the Way of the Gun:
"Fifteen million dollars is not money; money is what you take to the grocery store-- money is what you take out of an ATM. fifteen million dollars is a motive with a universal adapter attached to it."
-Joe Sarno-

from Brother:
"my brother say, if you kill him [gang leader] in one shot, he give you ten bucks"
-Claude Maki-


from Jim Gaffigan's comedy specials:
"I looked up 'circumcision' in the dictionary the other day, it just said 'AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!' from the Latin for 'AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
-Jim Gaffigan-

"You gotta love the pig, man. It's truly a magical animal. It can take an apple-- which is essentially GARBAGE-- and turn it into BACON!!"
-Jim Gaffigan-
 

TheElusiveOne

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Well, seeing as I apparently don't know how to embed...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I_-p3Z4Ofy0&feature=related
 

Kurokami

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icame said:
My choice is every line from Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail

So in your Opinion, what is the greatest movie quote ever? It could be Badass, funny, or anything in between.
Boss talking to dead guy in a walk-in freezer.
"Ever since someone shot him, ol' slem went deaf."

Or... Well pretty much any quote from that film imo.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gd2YlPPlqJg
 

Squeaky

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SteinFaust said:
from Snatch:
"Do you know what 'nemesis' means? "a righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent"; personified in this case, by a horrible ****. me."
--Brick Top--

from the Way of the Gun:
"Fifteen million dollars is not money; money is what you take to the grocery store-- money is what you take out of an ATM. fifteen million dollars is a motive with a universal adapter attached to it."
-Joe Sarno-

from Brother:
"my brother say, if you kill him [gang leader] in one shot, he give you ten bucks"
-Claude Maki-


from Jim Gaffigan's comedy specials:
"I looked up 'circumcision' in the dictionary the other day, it just said 'AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!' from the Latin for 'AAAAAAAAAAAGH!!!"
-Jim Gaffigan-

"You gotta love the pig, man. It's truly a magical animal. It can take an apple-- which is essentially GARBAGE-- and turn it into BACON!!"
-Jim Gaffigan-
shit how could I forget brick top, I went for zee germans kinda lame in comparison.
 

Irony's Acolyte

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"Now that's a real shame. People throwin away a perfectly good white boy..."
That line has always been immensely funny to me for some reason.

There are other quotes that I love but I just can't think of them right now, damn...
 

8bitmaster

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[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zvd3kaupZ60[/youtube]
"When will then be now? Soon."
 

Ponch

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"Try not to suck any dick on your way through the parking lot!" - Dante Hicks, Clerks.