What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[ClazzD]

This is a high-tech raft. Whooooaaa!

 

[Gunner 51]

"Phwoar! That Michael Atkinson fella is a bit of a stud."

 

[cuddly_tomato]

"I was wrong about that!"

 

[Cabisco]

"Brie has the moral high ground with the choice of it's moose garments in comparision to the adultress Cheddar and it's dirty, dirty linens".

I reckon thats at least in the top ten least used sentences.

I don't know if this is in common usage but I do know that its words were forged from awesmome mined from the mountains of epic by the greatest of wordsmiths. It is nonsense and yet somehow it seems to be making a perfectly reasonable point. It is insanity joined with hilarity shrouded by coherence. This sentence is a work of art and deserves a museum.

Why thank you kind sir

 

[Toaster Hunter]

"You killed my six times in a row by camping, which is a legitimate tactic. You are clearly a superior gamer."

 

[USSR]

"The only sentence is know in English is the one I am speaking currently."

 

[thylasos]

"Hold the newsreader's nose, squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers."

 

[sheogoraththemad]

''well I think I'm not going to breath today.''
or
''come on lads, let's breed with the shaved cows and produce millions of little cow-menschen to take over the fourth moon of Neptune while eating a genetic produced red banana''
or a men saying ''boy did I menstruate the shit out of me tonight''

 

[faceless chick]

IRL: "i love you"
it was on a site. really.

 

[failsauce]

I'm fed up with this orgasm.

AMERICAN DAD REFERENCE, do I get a cookie?

OT: That rainbow colored banana looks tasty, but actually tastes like Madonna's shampoo, which tastes like spinach mixed with donkey urine and lasagna.

EDIT: I thought of another one. "That numa numa parody is so original!"

/cookie

 

[BENZOOKA]

"Why is it that the hermaphrodite's grandmother's purple llama keeps nibbling the platypus' naughty bits?"

 

[Cliff_m85]

I really trust that politician.

 

[dolfan1304]

To quote the late George Carlin "After I shove this hot poker in my ass, I'm going to chop my dick off."

 

[MurderousToaster]

"Hey there, officer. I just raped and murder two people, then defiled their bodies with spears. I'm going to go kill that woman now, thanks."

Technically a paragraph.

But, still.

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

"What an intelligent argument; I rescind my position."

 

[Chrinik]

"You know, i really believe War is the only possible solution to finally archive world peace!"

The least used english setence is actually the one i´am thinking off now...it consists of 153 words and has NEVER been used ever by anyone in existence...

 

[TheRightToArmBears]

"I think I'll have a glass of Cinzano"- Michael McIntyre

 

[Erja_Perttu]

"I went to the dentist today and the doctor said my teeth weren't crooked, nasty or fucked up at all"

haha, I made fun of the English.

My Dentist says that to me every time I go... Maybe I'm just lucky?

How about: -

Navi from Zelda has the sexiest voice I've ever heard.