What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[Sergeant Schatten]

"no, i don't have modern warfare 2"

 

[Ataxia]

"I can't believe my Xbox 360 just crashed on me!"
...Maybe if someone was stupid they might say this.

EDIT: Just thought of a better one. "Your opinion is different than mine therefore you are ...BRILLIANT!"

 

[rokkolpo]

i eat gestapo panda's

 

[blankedboy]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

Buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo BLITZKREIG

No, I win.

 

[Lief098]

"My, that Italian family at the next table sure is quiet."

 

[Denamic]

Just pick a number of random words and structure them into a sentence, and you're likely to come up with something that has never been used before even once.

 

[SecondmateFlint]

I would argue that exposure to the ash emanating from your average volcano tends to breed pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis. Or possibly pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconioses, depending on the type of ash.

Next!

SOMEONE ELSE KNOWS THAT WORD!!!! I learned that in fourth grade and no one else believes me that it is actually a word. Only a month late, sorry man.

"I never liked Pokemon."

 

[Rand-m]

That Exacto-Knife just stole my $32 banana, and it's not even Tuesday!

 

[Buffoon]

'Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.'

Definitely NOT the least used sentence in the world, but a shiny new donkey for anyone who can tell me who said it first.

 

[bluemistake2]

rosie o'donnel is the hottest babe alive

 

[Florion]

The least common sentence i believe was said by George Carlin before he died, it went a little like this. "Honey lets sell the children, move to Zanzibar, and start taking opium rectally."

What sorts of things did he start saying after he died?

OT: Hmmm... Perhaps it's something like, "I apologize for devouring your cactus." I wouldn't really know.

 

[Iklwa]

"I was wrong."

 

[Buffoon]

'Hold the newsreader's nose squarely, waiter, or friendly milk will countermand my trousers.'

Definitely NOT the least used sentence in the world, but a shiny new donkey for anyone who can tell me who said it first.

FRY AND LAURIE!!!

Alas! My shiny new donkey has been claimed already. Well... I'll send it out to you as soon as I polish it up a little, it's not at its shiniest just now.

 

[MiracleOfSound]

'You are right, and I am wrong.'

...on the internet at least.

 

[Guitar Gamer]

"Daddy when I grow up I WANNA BE A C.E.O OF A HYGEIN PRODUCT CORPERATION!"
but with better spelling.
I know!
"I for one love our government, the rest of my nation can agree with me, I have no complaints what so ever"

 

[Pegghead]

I thought evil dead 2 was crappy and I hate mountain dew and I'm not gay.

 

[Nikajo]

how about - "well I think we've had enough to drink for tonight"

certainly never gets used in either my friendship groups! ha

 

[ExplosionProofTaco]

'Wow, Maroon 5 always makes great music.'