What is the least used sentence in the English language?

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Sensei Le Roof

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Sergeant Schatten said:
"no, i don't have modern warfare 2"
Um... I don't. And I don't want it either.

archvile93 said:
"Wow, that Italian family sure is quiet."
Congratulations, you're about the four millionth one to use that sentence in this thread. It's officially disqualified.
 

Lexodus

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John-Joe said:
"I went to the dentist today and the doctor said my teeth weren't crooked, nasty or fucked up at all"

haha, I made fun of the English.
Dear sir: fuck you. GTFO the internets, and take your fail with you, you stereotyping, racist ass.


OT:
"Dear left, as-of-yet-undescended testicle: today, I gave a reach-around to an alcoholic duck whilst writing the words to the national anthem in my own shit all the way around Gordon Brown's left leg; he was suprised, to say the least, but eventually warmed up to the idea after a rhino started playing chess in his lesser intestine against my uncle's parasitic bicycle-pump, which, needless to say, as rhinos aren't very well known for their chess-playing abilities, gave it a thorough trouncing; enough to make it shit itself, and if you've ever seen a rhino shit itself whilst playing chess in a Scottish man's lesser intestine, you'll be able to fathom the very nature of the event, and the ramifications thereof."
Hah. That is a single sentence. Complex as all fuck, yes, but still a single sentence.
 

Strykz

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"Modern Warfare 2 is an amazing masterpiece of game development which clearly displays Infinity Ward's passion for their games and customers. Furthermore, it's intricate spawning system and quite frankly unrivalled tiers of killstreak rewards only add to the reasons I decide to masturbate over my K/D ratio."
 

John-Joe

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Lexodus said:
John-Joe said:
"I went to the dentist today and the doctor said my teeth weren't crooked, nasty or fucked up at all"

haha, I made fun of the English.
Dear sir: fuck you. GTFO the internets, and take your fail with you, you stereotyping, racist ass.
I will, but just for the record, I am Irish myself, and I guess the stereotype counts for me aswell. It was just for fun, and crooked teeth are a well-known and often used stereotype of the English. I think I watched a lot of Family Guy that day.
 

Rachel317

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I think the official one is inaccurate, I would imagine it might be something along the lines of, "My vagina is made of bacon."

I don't know why...I just get THAT feeling, you know?
 

Lexodus

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Rachel317 said:
I think the official one is inaccurate, I would imagine it might be something along the lines of, "My vagina is made of bacon."

I don't know why...I just get THAT feeling, you know?
NO WAI. That's actually pretty common, you know, seeing as everything is better with bacon.
 

FactualSquirrel

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Unfortunately, every single one of you is wrong, as once you've written it it has been used once and thus is not less used than something that has never been used.

Probably already been pointed out, but whatever.