What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[James Hueick]

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

 

[Deadpewl]

That that is, is. That that is not, is not. Is that it? It is.

*head explodes*

 

[PhantomCritic]

Bring more bacon-flavoured ice-cream!

Spoiler

Or

"Huh, that Michael Bay movie had barely any explosions."

 

[archvile93]

"Wow, that Italian family sure is quiet."

 

[Sensei Le Roof]

"no, i don't have modern warfare 2"

Um... I don't. And I don't want it either.

"Wow, that Italian family sure is quiet."

Congratulations, you're about the four millionth one to use that sentence in this thread. It's officially disqualified.

 

[Lexodus]

"I went to the dentist today and the doctor said my teeth weren't crooked, nasty or fucked up at all"

haha, I made fun of the English.

Dear sir: fuck you. GTFO the internets, and take your fail with you, you stereotyping, racist ass.


OT:
"Dear left, as-of-yet-undescended testicle: today, I gave a reach-around to an alcoholic duck whilst writing the words to the national anthem in my own shit all the way around Gordon Brown's left leg; he was suprised, to say the least, but eventually warmed up to the idea after a rhino started playing chess in his lesser intestine against my uncle's parasitic bicycle-pump, which, needless to say, as rhinos aren't very well known for their chess-playing abilities, gave it a thorough trouncing; enough to make it shit itself, and if you've ever seen a rhino shit itself whilst playing chess in a Scottish man's lesser intestine, you'll be able to fathom the very nature of the event, and the ramifications thereof."
Hah. That is a single sentence. Complex as all fuck, yes, but still a single sentence.

 

[Strykz]

"Modern Warfare 2 is an amazing masterpiece of game development which clearly displays Infinity Ward's passion for their games and customers. Furthermore, it's intricate spawning system and quite frankly unrivalled tiers of killstreak rewards only add to the reasons I decide to masturbate over my K/D ratio."

 

[John-Joe]

"I went to the dentist today and the doctor said my teeth weren't crooked, nasty or fucked up at all"

haha, I made fun of the English.

Dear sir: fuck you. GTFO the internets, and take your fail with you, you stereotyping, racist ass.

I will, but just for the record, I am Irish myself, and I guess the stereotype counts for me aswell. It was just for fun, and crooked teeth are a well-known and often used stereotype of the English. I think I watched a lot of Family Guy that day.

 

[Rachel317]

I think the official one is inaccurate, I would imagine it might be something along the lines of, "My vagina is made of bacon."

I don't know why...I just get THAT feeling, you know?

 

[chstens]

"I think i won't spew hate, idiocy, and poor grammer all over the internet today."

And still you write grammar with an e.

 

[Lexodus]

I think the official one is inaccurate, I would imagine it might be something along the lines of, "My vagina is made of bacon."

I don't know why...I just get THAT feeling, you know?

NO WAI. That's actually pretty common, you know, seeing as everything is better with bacon.

 

[FactualSquirrel]

Unfortunately, every single one of you is wrong, as once you've written it it has been used once and thus is not less used than something that has never been used.

Probably already been pointed out, but whatever.

 

[Private Custard]

"HEY.........who's been fisting my llama?"

 

[Criquefreak]

"We've finally succeeded in finding intelligent life on Earth, let's look elsewhere now."

 

[cassiebearRAWR]

"Dad, you really should drink more alcohol."

 

[Mukiwa]

"My hovercraft is full of eels."

 

[Criquefreak]

"Avatar sucks ass."

At least until M. Night "the Sham" finishes that upcoming movie.

 

[Demonio Penguino]

a penguin just raided my fridge and is now smacking his head against my dishwasher.

 

[Master_Fast]

"Avatar sucks ass."

Actually, I have said this.

"The folks over at 4chan are probably the nicest people on the internet."