John-Joe said:
"I went to the dentist today and the doctor said my teeth weren't crooked, nasty or fucked up at all"
haha, I made fun of the English.
Dear sir: fuck you. GTFO the internets, and take your fail with you, you stereotyping, racist ass.
OT:
"Dear left, as-of-yet-undescended testicle: today, I gave a reach-around to an alcoholic duck whilst writing the words to the national anthem in my own shit all the way around Gordon Brown's left leg; he was suprised, to say the least, but eventually warmed up to the idea after a rhino started playing chess in his lesser intestine against my uncle's parasitic bicycle-pump, which, needless to say, as rhinos aren't very well known for their chess-playing abilities, gave it a thorough trouncing; enough to make it shit itself, and if you've ever seen a rhino shit itself whilst playing chess in a Scottish man's lesser intestine, you'll be able to fathom the very nature of the event, and the ramifications thereof."
Hah. That
is a single sentence. Complex as all fuck, yes, but still a single sentence.