What is the least used sentence in the English language?

[spike0918]

Title says the question. I kinda stole the idea for this thread from my Bathroom Reader Music Edition ( basically a fact book)

Here's what they had " Is that the banjo player's Porsche?" I can't really think of an original one right now but might later, so post away.

 

[KittywifaMohawk]

Oh my god, I love the Bathroom Reader books. They're so amusing.
And I don't think I can think of a sentence less used then that.

 

[Joe Matsuda]

I know what the shortest is...

(it's "go.")

but I'm too lazy to think of a funny "least used" sentence....sorry...

 

[delet]

Just any sentence that isn't often used?

"The how what with the what and cheese?!"

Would that count?

 

[Sir Kemper]

"I think i won't spew hate, idiocy, and poor grammer all over the internet today."

 

[ZeroDotZero]

Bacon is actually a democracy!

 

[El Poncho]

Adolf, I think your pretty good at Art.

 

[A Weary Exile]

"Do not teach that Parakeet how to read Morse Code!"

 

[MazzaTheFirst]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

 

[Cabisco]

"Brie has the moral high ground with the choice of it's moose garments in comparision to the adultress Cheddar and it's dirty, dirty linens".

I reckon thats at least in the top ten least used sentences.

 

[Frequen-Z]

"He stole my Chopper Gunner care package? Fair play to him."

 

[zombiestrangler]

After I get through shoving this can of Spam and this Michael Bolton Collector's Edition up my bum, I shall eviscerate my genitals horribly time permitting, of course.

 

[Pokomon]

"Yes, honey, that does make you look fat."

 

[Doomdiver]

"Yeah, you're right, let's solve this without violence."

 

[MetaKnight19]

"Yes, honey, that does make you look fat."

Ninja'd. I thought I'd be so original too

 

[Pingieking]

"Don't bother me right now; I'm trying to calculate the path of most and least resistance on a woman's body."

Just threw that one together. Or maybe something a little more indecent.

"You know, they should really have a class about p***y farts in sex ed."
"Well, that troll's got a point."
"Man, I bought a PS3 on launch day, it was such a sweet deal!"
"Damn it, my Gamecube just died on me." (those boxes are nearly indestructible)

 

[failsauce]

I'm fed up with this orgasm.

 

[zen5887]

"He stole my Chopper Gunner care package? Fair play to him."

Thats along the lines of

"Ohh, you killed me with akimbo Rangers? Well done!"

Hmm..

"Man, this Dragonforce song is really good."

"I think on this album, you can have a bass solo."

"Furburt, I think you should post more than you already are."

 

[LeonLethality]

Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo

This is a sentence that actually makes sense in English.
If you were to write it in an easy to understand way it comes out like this:

THE buffalo FROM Buffalo WHO ARE buffaloed BY buffalo FROM Buffalo ALSO buffalo THE buffalo FROM Buffalo.

I think there is a Wikipedia article about it.

Buffalo is a verb?

OT: Hey why not hop on my ass and lets herd up some goats!

Wow that sounded wronger than I expected.

Ass being donkey btw.