What is the numerical value of an "ass load"?

[Reaper195]

Anything over NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

 

[Impluse_101]

Anything over NINE THOUSAAAAAND!

*Grabs assassin knife and kills* NO MORE OF THAT JOKE!

Edit: Anyways Uh... cut off your ass. Put it on a scale. Multiply that number by 3.14 and then divide it by the square root of 3.

 

[Spykr]

An ass load is the square root of a salmon multiplied by by 2.337 buttloads multiplied by the circumference of an average kumquat plus 9001.

Here's the formula: A= /Salmon X 2.337B X (2 X 3.14 X R)+ 9001

Hope this helps!

 

[meticadpa]

As previously said, I believe it comes from how much an ass/donkey carry.

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

 

[Burningsok]

it depends on how much of whatever you have. Like for instance, 1 million lead bullets would be considered a ass load for a gun while 15 of... oh lets say... Nuclear warheads would be considered an ass load.

 

[Dr.Sean]

Enough to fit around five pounds in ya butt.

 

[Angus565]

Wait does it go
Shitload Assload then Fuckton or
Assload then shitload then fuckton?

 

[Angus565]

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

I'm going to say... Stanley from The Office!

 

[FaithorFire]

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

A reference to the exchange rate between Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels? I love it

 

[Druyn]

I believe it is more than 'a lot,' but less than a 'metric fuck-ton.'

 

[FaithorFire]

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

I'm going to say... Stanley from The Office!

Damn you Angus, you slightly beat me

 

[BGH122]

About 6.5 shit loads.

This is why ass standard will never replace metric. 6.5 shit tons to one ass load and such nonsense is to hard to remember.

Haha! This was funny, you amuse me.

OP: Didn't Penn & Teller go over this on their numbers/statistics episode?

 

[Eldarion]

About 6.5 shit loads.

This is why ass standard will never replace metric. 6.5 shit tons to one ass load and such nonsense is to hard to remember.

Haha! This was funny, you amuse me.

OP: Didn't Penn & Teller go over this on their numbers/statistics episode?

I mean look at this.

Rick's Ass Load Theorem: Ass Load = (Necessary Amount)^3e * 2pi* Fuckin Shit / (ArcSin of Ass Circumference)
but the numerical value follows an unpredictable logarithmic pattern once the Ass Load falls below a Shit Load or above a Fuck Ton ie:
for all Values of Ass Load where (Shit Load < Ass Load < Fuck Ton) then equation A holds true

Complex arithmetic just to figure out the most basic conversions. How many times do I have to say it? BASE 10 SYSTEM PEOPLE, IT WORKS.

 

[Angus565]

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

I'm going to say... Stanley from The Office!

Damn you Angus, you slightly beat me

I love that episode, that entire exchange between Dwight and Stanly is fantastic!

 

[Frozen Donkey Wheel2]

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

A reference to the exchange rate between Schrute Bucks and Stanley Nickels? I love it

It depends on the ratio of leprechauns and unicorns.

(Bonus for the (sort of) reference.)

I'm going to say... Stanley from The Office!

Correct, both of you. You get:

Spoiler

Spoiler

One Stanley Nickel and one Shrute Buck! I don't care who gets which, just work it out amongst yourselves.

 

[Cain_Zeros]

It's less than a fuck ton, which is itself less than a metric fuck ton (I'm not sure of the exact conversion, but roughly along the same lines as normal tons). And, as stated, an ass load is about 6.5 shit loads. I believe a fuck ton is roughly 7 ass loads.