What is the stupidest rap song you've ever heard?

[Kagim]

That's a toughie.

Lets just say any rap music that considers itself gangster, thug, pimp or anything along those lines.

The music is fucking stupid. A never ending assault on my ears.

The people who use names like A kon and Konvict need to go die in a fire especially.

 

[Cheery Lunatic]

All of them.

This saddens me.
I'm hoping this post was just a bad joke.

OT: Lawl, someone ninja'd me to the DMX song. I like it too as well. It's stupid, but catchy.

 

[AMMO Kid]

Pretty much very rap song I've ever heard.

Message to rappers.

1) Go pick up a guitar.

2) Learn how to play it

3) Write real music

 

[bhenders13]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq3mGmSkXLw

wow, is that his noise from 1 song, or multiple put together? if thats from 1 song thats hilarious. btw if u didnt know, in order to put the vid into your comment you type:

[ youtube = everything after equal sign in youtube URL. ] <----- without the spaces

so urs would be [ youtube = Nq3mGmSkXLw ] <-------(with no spaces)

this is the total product

 

[DividedUnity]

Why has no one posted this?!

Spoiler

 

[bhenders13]

^^^^ divided unity... wowww lol thats so retardedly hilarious, i dont even know what to say...

 

[Assassin Xaero]

If you count ICP as rap then, "Miracles"

Yeah, that... my friend made me watch it on youtube to see how long I could watch it before closing the browser...

 

[[Kira Must Die]]

Pretty much very rap song I've ever heard.

Message to rappers.

1) Go pick up a guitar.

2) Learn how to play it

3) Write real music

Oh, god, NO!

Spoiler

 

[Low Key]

Okay, so I think I found a bad one for everyone.


And if that's not enough, here's another one

 

[LockeDown]

The stupidest rap song I've ever heard? Do I have to pick one? Is all rap an option?

 

[MorsePacific]

Anything by Soulja Boy. Turn My Swag On, Crank That Soulja Boy, Birdwalk, etc.

How that kid makes money is a wonder to me.

 

[wastedyouth89]

Anything with words that don't make sense (Stanky Leg?) or anything by ICP

 

[imaloony]

Er... All of them?

There are a few stand outs. Namely, the ones that blatantly steal from other songs, such as the Black-Eyed Peas' "Boom Boom Pow" stealing from "Boom" by Pod, and all those stupid Rappers paying royalties so they can "Rappify" previously good songs to make a quick buck off them.

Also, I don't know the song, by the lyrics that really killed me were "Do the Helen Keller and talk with your hips." That struck me as possibly the WORST lyrics in any song ever. There's even a song called "The Fish Head Song", and THAT has better lyrics.
Firstly, Helen Keller didn't talk with her "Hips", she talked with her hands. You know, bloody sign language? Secondly, what the hell do you mean by "Talk with your hips"? That is incredibly creepy, and whoever thought up those lyrics should have a bar of soap thrown in his mouth until he goes blind, deaf, and mute just like Helen Keller so that he can see just how much he "Talks with his hips".

 

[Wayneguard]

I'll tell you the BEST rap song...

 

[neilsaccount]

Arguably stupid (but hilarious).

I have to say my friends keep trying to 'introduce' me to shit like Lil wayne, young money and whatever the fuck else they're called, but it's some of the silliest shit I've heard, though I can't give any concrete examples.

Find better friends.

 

[Counter_Southpaw]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Nq3mGmSkXLw

wow, is that his noise from 1 song, or multiple put together? if thats from 1 song thats hilarious. btw if u didnt know, in order to put the vid into your comment you type:

[ youtube = everything after equal sign in youtube URL. ] <----- without the spaces

so urs would be [ youtube = Nq3mGmSkXLw ] <-------(with no spaces)

this is the total product

I didn't know that. Thanks alot! As for the song, I have no idea. I came across it randomly surfing youtube and cried from laughing so hard.

I'm surprised no one has brought this up yet:

 

[The Amazing Tea Alligator]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GFLGRidfFo4
I'm amazed nobody's done this one yet.

 

[bhenders13]

^^ i thing ur posting screwed up southpaw hehe

EDIT: nvm, just took a while 2 load for me and btw wombaat that ice song is so... creepy? idk what to say hehe