CulixCupric said:
edit: im not the biggest idiot, this guy is: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Cch0rEMqOA
That made my day.
Hmm, the stupidest thing I've ever done in a video game...
Fallout New Vegas: trying to rocket jump with a Fat Man.
Amnesia: applying logic. I remembered where the good hiding spots were and I quickly learned the best ways to not be seen. I won without getting hit by the monsters at all, and it wasn't nearly as fun or as scary as it was cracked up to be. My loss.
Dead Space: See Amnesia, but replace "good hiding spots" with "ammo," "to not be seen" with "kill stuff," and "won without" with "didn't care about." And "My loss" with "".
Super Meat Boy: telling my friend how I managed a two second shortcut on a thirty second level, and having him beat me by 0.01 of a second.
Killing Floor: "Oh hey, there's Bubblz, over there." *attempts to heal giant hulking enemy*
Magicka: getting ticked off at my friend trolling me and attempting to troll him back by shooting the boss "Death" with the "Life" magick. Hindsight is 20/20.
Halo 3: setting up a local game at a friends place with the following settings:
{
300% speed
Minimum shields and life
Full Invisibility
Spawn with Rocket Launcher and Gravity Hammers
No weapons or vehicles on the map
Infinite ammo + grenades
Map: that snowy one
}
and forgetting to make it a Juggernaut game, where the Juggernaut is visible. Couldn't see any other player, much less hit them? Going too fast to see more than a slight shimmer against a completely white background when you passed someone else? Listening to the howling manic laughter of the one guy who could adapt to the constraints as he blasted around beating everyone else upside the head?
Poor bastards never stood a chance. And I was never invited over ever again.