What is the worst movie that you own?

[Dr. Danger]

But the worst is I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell. Wasn't funny first time, horrid on repeat viewings. Technically it's my brother's but he's in college and it's in my DVD rack.

Really? You didn't like that one? I saw it for the first time a couple months ago and wished I owned a copy.

Off the top of my head, I do own Van Wilder 2: Rise of Taj. Given to me by my father because he knew it was bad and likes to make me suffer.

 

[Proverbial Jon]

The Wicker Man remake.
Greatest comedy ever made.

Oh God, I wonder how such a piece of shite could come up based on such a fantastic original work. Nicolas Cage in that film just basically RAPES the whole concept of acting. Jesus, what a pathetic film, to think the original 1970s one was such a great film.

Really? Are you seriously saying that this fine example of Nick Cage's acting does not do the original movie justice? /sarcasm


LOL

Stacy

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0368296/

Teenage girls start going into a state of euphoria and produce a drug like substance called, "Butterfly Twinkle Powder" out of their pores. They then turn into zombies that can only be killed by being chopped up into 213 pieces. The world slids into a deep depression as all there girls disappear, and population plummets. While a team of near zombie female cosplayers dick around in an infected military base, they find out that the zombies are eating people because they just want to be loved, and think that eating people will get at the love inside of people. Meanwhile a lonely man strikes up a relationship with a giddy, near zombie schoolgirl, and starts telling her stories with his hand puppets. When the girl finally turns full on zombie, he figures out how to not get eaten, has sex with her, the resulting half zombie offspring becomes the next stage of human evolution, and all the worlds religions get replaced by a religion based on the aformentioned hand puppet show.

Really. That's the plot. For seriously.

Ok, I won't lie... I had to wiki that just to make sure it was true. I'm genuinely terrified of the fact that someone, somewhere actually thought this premise up. Still, it is Japanese... so that makes a bit more sense. You sir, just won this thread.

 

[thefrizzlefry]

Jason X. That movie is 10 (lol pun) different kinds of horrible.

 

[mizutanitony]

Dragon Ball Evolution....

 

[PorkChopXpress]

Labyrinth. I've always hated that damn movie, but my wife loves it so much. It's her copy, not mine.

 

[Savvz]

Puma Man, though technically it's an episode of MST3K.

 

[Moc]

Thats easy, since I only own movies which I wanted to see because they are regarded as classics, and I wanted to know if the could hold up to the promise. However, the first DVD I ever purchased is a movie which is generally regarded as plain bad and dull, and that is Transformers 2, god knows why I bought this movie, oh, I remember now, my brother watched Transformers 1 on the TV and he wanted to see the second movie, too. And the funny thing is, when I tell him how bad this movie really is, he tells me I should not give in to popular opinion, because, because he has no real argument.

 

[The Coop]

Space Mutiny.

Not the MST3K episode, the original film. Still not sure how it ended up in my possession though.

 

[GreyFox389]

X-Men 3.

I got it for Xmas...

 

[Owyn_Merrilin]

I haven't opened the shrink wrap yet, but I'd be willing to bet the worst movie I own is buried in this boxed set of dubbed Italian Sword and Sandal films. The star the likes of Steve Reeves and Richard Harrison (and those are the big name actors; the majority of the films star people I've never heard of) and have titles like Hercules Against the Moon Men and Kindar the Invulnerable. There's sixteen of them in the set, and it was put out by Mill Creek entertainment -- which I'm pretty sure is also the distributor of all of those Brazilian knockoffs of Pixar films. I'm saving them for a bad movie night

[sub]I also have Rocky Horror, but that movie is awesome; people who call it "so bad it's good" don't really get it.[/sub]

 

[Furbyz]

Well I was given a four pack of hallmark movies that were blatant rip-offs of other movies. So much so that they even used the same font in the title most of the time. I assume The Poseidon Adventure with Steve Guttenberg is the worst movie I own. I've never actually opened and watched any of the those films.

 

[vivster]

i only own one movie: Advent Children
and i own it because it is actually good

 

[The Hero Killer]

Either Austin Powers 3: Goldmember or Reign of Fire.

 

[wolf92]

Either pirates of the carribiean two, or Miami Rice

 

[4173]

Matrix part 3

It was cheaper to get the pack of all 3 plus Animatrix than to just buy Matrix 1.

 

[SenorNemo]

I got a bunch of really bad, MST3K worthy movies on DVD (I have to assume they were all public domain or something) that came in some really cheap pack, but I haven't watched all of them. The worst I've seen so far has to be either Laser Mission, or Santa Claus Conquers the Martians (which I think actually was an MST3K episode).

 

[nitat]

Constatine: collecters edition.

The only reason I didn't throw it away was because the box is shiny.

 

[Simeon Ivanov]

Son of the Mask

 

[No_Remainders]

The Producers (the original version).

It's crap. It was a freeby, but technically it's mine, so ownership is established.

IT IS SERIOUSLY BAAAAAAAAAD!

... Is the original the one where pretty much everything is in song? Because if so, yeah, that's the bad one. If not, you have terrible taste in movies we both have different opinions.

OT: I'd probably have to go with... Star Wars Episode 2: Attack of the Clones.

The worst of the new trilogy, and therefore the worst of Star Wars in general.