What is the worst name you've ever heard?

[Fruhstuck]

I new a girl in my old school named leukemia, but without the 'e' in the beginning.

No way, that's a joke right?
I know someone called Satellite

Haha these are good. Some we thought of were: Bertha, Bess, Tyrome, Laquicha, Herbert, Eleanor, Igor, Olga...ugly names like that haha.

Eleanor's a lovely name, what's wrong with Eleanor? lol

 

[v3cks]

Shithead pronounced shiteed.

 

[thebobmaster_v1legacy]

Ima Hogg, heiress to the Hogg motorbike fortune.

Chanda Lear, heiress to the Lear Jets fortune.

 

[Cahlee]

Apple.. ick

 

[RobinHood3000]

Knew a Vietnamese fella once, at a summer camp. His name as Au (pronounced as a long "O" sound) Dang. I kid you not.

Former president of MIT: Richard Cockburn Maclaurin.

 

[TheWritenator]

a kid in my Air Cadet flight was named Levi Wigington, he was our flight commander

 

[Social Pariah]

Iona Heart... a friends sister, too young to have suffered much from it at the time.

 

[LewsTherin]

Bah, someone beat me to Shithead.

Farquar is pretty bad.

 

[Corven]

I new a girl in my old school named leukemia, but without the 'e' in the beginning.

No way, that's a joke right?
I know someone called Satellite

I wish it was, some people will name their kids anything.

 

[Thingo]

Gaylord focker or gay focker in short, it's a character in a movie i saw yesterday but imagine how it would be if that was your name

 

[Waverer]

a kid in my Air Cadet flight was named Levi Wigington, he was our flight commander

That is amazingly Ironic!

And Eleanor sounds like a librarian name :/ I personally don't like it xD

 

[007Loser]

Dick Hurts. I actually met a guy with this name, but he had a sense of humor about it so it was cool.

 

[NeedAUserName]

Ed Balls, who is the Minister for Education (or something along those lines) in the UK. Ironic really, when his school life must have been terrible. Ed Balls, everyone must have bullied him for that.

 

[Solnishka]

My high school world civilization teacher was cursed with the name Richard Ryder. Its no wonder he never went by Dick.

 

[Waverer]

My high school world civilization teacher was cursed with the name Richard Ryder. Its no wonder he never went by Dick.

So that's where the name "Dick" comes from. I seriously don't understand how you get Dick from Richard...or why anyone would go by Dick.

 

[Solnishka]

My high school world civilization teacher was cursed with the name Richard Ryder. Its no wonder he never went by Dick.

So that's where the name "Dick" comes from. I seriously don't understand how you get Dick from Richard...or why anyone would go by Dick.

Seriously, right? Just like how do you get Jack from Jonathan?

 

[Simalacrum]

i know this rather nice bloke, who's name makes me feel very sorry for him... i mean, seriously, what kind of parent names there child Paul Hiscock? (think about that for a moment and you'll realise what that sounds like)

 

[Xpwn3ntial]

John Porta.

 

[spuddyt]

A.Titt (found on a war memorial, I was that bored on school trip)

 

[genetatortoise]

george wanklin